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What kind of Knight are you?

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What kind of Knight are you?
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#21
RE: What kind of Knight are you?
May 17, 2014 at 1:05 pm
You don' even got to to axe me DAT, foo.


Axeknight FTW.
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RE: What kind of Knight are you?
May 17, 2014 at 1:19 pm (This post was last modified: May 17, 2014 at 1:20 pm by Anomalocaris.)
(May 15, 2014 at 8:42 pm)Napoléon Wrote: [Image: R0r3qt9.jpg]

I'm goin wit da Pimpknight yo.


How come there is no Jedi variety? I always though playing Jedi mind tricks on fainting maidens and using mere thought to crush the throat of feather plumed, iron clad, mace wielding hooligans is the way to go if you want to be a knight.
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#23
RE: What kind of Knight are you?
May 17, 2014 at 1:22 pm
(May 17, 2014 at 1:19 pm)Chuck Wrote: How come there is no Jedi variety?

Dat'd be gay yo.
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#24
RE: What kind of Knight are you?
May 17, 2014 at 1:24 pm
(May 17, 2014 at 1:22 pm)Napoléon Wrote:
(May 17, 2014 at 1:19 pm)Chuck Wrote: How come there is no Jedi variety?

Dat'd be gay yo.


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RE: What kind of Knight are you?
May 17, 2014 at 2:02 pm
Jedi can't even get no hoes. If we're talking Sith then fair enough but Jedi ain't got no swag.
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RE: What kind of Knight are you?
May 17, 2014 at 3:50 pm
(May 17, 2014 at 2:02 pm)Napoléon Wrote: Jedi can't even get no hoes. If we're talking Sith then fair enough but Jedi ain't got no swag.

.... I'm pretty sure that darth vader has no more man parts, and palpatine looks like the pope.
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To the last syllable of recorded time;
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Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
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RE: What kind of Knight are you?
May 17, 2014 at 5:12 pm
(May 17, 2014 at 3:50 pm)Lemonvariable72 Wrote: .... I'm pretty sure that darth vader has no more man parts, and palpatine looks like the pope.

What does that have to do with the Jedi being froods?
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RE: What kind of Knight are you?
May 17, 2014 at 8:09 pm
(May 17, 2014 at 5:12 pm)Napoléon Wrote:
(May 17, 2014 at 3:50 pm)Lemonvariable72 Wrote: .... I'm pretty sure that darth vader has no more man parts, and palpatine looks like the pope.

What does that have to do with the Jedi being froods?

Why would darth get a hoe if he cant do nothing with her?
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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RE: What kind of Knight are you?
May 17, 2014 at 8:35 pm (This post was last modified: May 17, 2014 at 8:35 pm by Chas.)
KG, KT, or GCB
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Science is not a subject, but a method.
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RE: What kind of Knight are you?
May 17, 2014 at 8:35 pm
(May 17, 2014 at 8:09 pm)Lemonvariable72 Wrote: Why would darth get a hoe if he cant do nothing with her?

But Vader isn't a Jedi. He's a Sith. My point remains valid. Jedi don't get no hoes cuz of their Jedi code shit. Vader don't get no hoes because he got beat up by Obi 1. Nothing to do with the fact he's a Sith.


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