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Ban the loser above you.

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Ban the loser above you.
vorlon13 Offline
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#5661
RE: Ban the loser above you.
July 22, 2014 at 11:52 pm
THREAD EXCEEDED LIGHTSPEED AND VIOLATED CAUSALITY !!


NEXT 42 POSTERS ARE BANNED DUE TO WARPAGE OF SPACE/TIME

ADVISE CAUTION, THREAD IS APPROACHING EVENT HORIZON

ASSUME BRACE POSITION, WARNING WARNING WARNING !!!!
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ShaMan Offline
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#5662
RE: Ban the loser above you.
July 22, 2014 at 11:59 pm (This post was last modified: July 23, 2014 at 12:00 am by ShaMan.)
(July 22, 2014 at 11:52 pm)vorlon13 Wrote:

Bannedwidth abuse!
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StealthySkeptic Offline
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#5663
RE: Ban the loser above you.
July 23, 2014 at 12:03 am
(July 22, 2014 at 11:52 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: THREAD EXCEEDED LIGHTSPEED AND VIOLATED CAUSALITY !!


NEXT 42 POSTERS ARE BANNED DUE TO WARPAGE OF SPACE/TIME

ADVISE CAUTION, THREAD IS APPROACHING EVENT HORIZON

ASSUME BRACE POSITION, WARNING WARNING WARNING !!!!

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Banned for invoking a lightspeed reference without a permit.
Luke: You don't believe in the Force, do you?

Han Solo: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.
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c172 Offline
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
July 23, 2014 at 12:08 am
You have been banned. You failed to refer to the previous poster as an erudite double pimento. Your posting history has been reported to local authorities.
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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ShaMan Offline
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#5665
RE: Ban the loser above you.
July 23, 2014 at 12:22 am
(July 23, 2014 at 12:08 am)c172 Wrote: You have been banned. You failed to refer to the previous poster as an erudite double pimento.
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c172 Wrote:Your posting history has been reported to local authorities.
The Pimento Police are on the way!

Banned for making me want vodka Big Grin
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#5666
RE: Ban the loser above you.
July 23, 2014 at 12:51 am
Banned for being full of "stuff"!
I pitted that olive! Sad story.....
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Know God, Know fear.
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Jenny A Offline
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#5667
RE: Ban the loser above you.
July 23, 2014 at 12:52 am
Banned for dumping ignorant sheep on the U.S. market.
If there is a god, I want to believe that there is a god.  If there is not a god, I want to believe that there is no god.
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
July 23, 2014 at 1:04 am
Banned for cross threading!

(That's a very serious offense!)
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Jenny A Offline
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
July 23, 2014 at 1:06 am
(July 23, 2014 at 1:04 am)ignoramus Wrote: Banned for cross threading!

(That's a very serious offense!)

Baaaaa! Baaaa! Black Sheep.

Banned for making up rules about cross-threading.
If there is a god, I want to believe that there is a god.  If there is not a god, I want to believe that there is no god.
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ignoramus Offline
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
July 23, 2014 at 4:29 am
(July 23, 2014 at 1:06 am)Jenny A Wrote:
(July 23, 2014 at 1:04 am)ignoramus Wrote: Banned for cross threading!

(That's a very serious offense!)

Baaaaa! Baaaa! Black Sheep.

Banned for making up rules about cross-threading.

Wow! Fuck this, I'm banning myself!
Man, what are you on?
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