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The Unlimited Supply Game
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 RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
August 7, 2014 at 12:57 pm
(This post was last modified: August 7, 2014 at 12:58 pm by Neo-Scholastic.)
You are insane.
Unlimited clean underwear in your size.  (August 7, 2014 at 12:57 pm)ChadWooters Wrote: Without any control of your own bowel movements. Or you are insane. You can never wear anything BUT the underwear. Unlimited perfectly-tailored suits.
In every country and every age, the priest had been hostile to Liberty.
- Thomas Jefferson
...made of shark skin.
Unlimited cell phone minutes. (August 7, 2014 at 1:01 pm)ChadWooters Wrote: ...made of shark skin. (that's supposed to be a limitation? That would be awesome!)
In every country and every age, the priest had been hostile to Liberty.
- Thomas Jefferson  RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
August 7, 2014 at 1:27 pm
(This post was last modified: August 7, 2014 at 1:27 pm by Cato.)
-sugar free fat free vegan cookies, with humus frosting.
For my wife to have an infinite tap on her beer flavored nipples.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
You're at the back of an equally infinite queue.
Infinite show-stopping one-line gags.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
(August 7, 2014 at 2:02 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:(August 7, 2014 at 2:00 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Infinite show-stopping one-line gags. Given by pencil sharpeners. Unlimited Game of Thrones episodes.
In every country and every age, the priest had been hostile to Liberty.
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