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Gods are Sexy
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 RE: Gods are Sexy
August 20, 2014 at 1:33 pm
(This post was last modified: August 20, 2014 at 1:33 pm by JesusHChrist.)
Paul and his best friend forever, Jeebus, are scowling mightily upon this thread.
Take heed horny Heathens for the Day of Wrath approaches! Dies Irae and all that rot.  (August 20, 2014 at 1:33 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote: Paul and his best friend forever, Jeebus, are scowling mightily upon this thread. Jeebus was Paul's metaphysical lover bro. We all know Paul loved to get on his knees and give a good BJ to his lover. ...Meow Ut supra, ita inferius
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 (August 20, 2014 at 11:46 am)Chad32 Wrote: Of course gods are sexy. That's why there's a christian denomination where the people literally want to have sex with Jesus. The men are expected to pretend to be women, though. No homo Jesus. Oh that's not fine, but in The Family International you can totally imagine yourself as a trans woman while having sex with Jesus. And you can totally convert people with sweet, sweet poontang. THAT'S not hellworthy at all. Plus, in "regular" Christianity (as if there's such a thing) I always found the bridal imagery to be rather disturbing. Although...  Nah.
Luke: You don't believe in the Force, do you?
Han Solo: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense. 
I'm not quite sure what regular christianity is nowadays either. I was raised baptist/methodist, but there are so many other brands to choose from.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."
10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason... http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/ Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50 A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh. http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html (August 20, 2014 at 2:18 pm)Chad32 Wrote: I'm not quite sure what regular christianity is nowadays either. I was raised baptist/methodist, but there are so many other brands to choose from. Every time I have argued with Christians they use this denomination counter attack. They will say that Baptist only believe int hat or Methodist in this. It is like the sects have no commonalty but we all know they do. I can already tell you that Christians are just desperate and lying through their teeth. ...Meow Ut supra, ita inferius
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Theists are sexy :-)
Well, the good ones like my girlfriend are usually very kind, sweet, and just a little spicy.
Luke: You don't believe in the Force, do you?
Han Solo: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense. (August 20, 2014 at 3:05 pm)Diablo Wrote:(August 20, 2014 at 2:58 pm)Michael Wrote: Theists are sexy :-) I love seeing Muslims pray their little slave chant. When they get on their hands and knees in sujud they say Subhana Rabbi'yal a'ala which means "glory to my master the highest". If that does not sound like a Gorean slave chant I do not know what does. Worship is so fucking erotic. Ut supra, ita inferius
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 (August 20, 2014 at 4:16 pm)PhiloTech Wrote:(August 20, 2014 at 3:05 pm)Diablo Wrote: That's 'cos they get on their knees and pray for you. Are you an ex-Muslim, |
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