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Being gay in the afterlife.

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Being gay in the afterlife.
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Being gay in the afterlife.
September 24, 2014 at 8:00 am (This post was last modified: September 24, 2014 at 8:00 am by Losty.)
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RE: Being gay in the afterlife.
September 24, 2014 at 8:09 am
Eh, it's like 9/11 jokes: usually tasteless but I'm not going to stop you from making them. It shouldn't be illegal as they aren't vandalizing or damaging the grave (though the cemetary owner could boot them off his private property), I just think it's really tasteless and doesn't accomplish anything for their "satanist" club, especially if they're one of those groups that just uses "satanism" as a front to show the absurdities of religion, because making out over someone's tombstone is pretty absurd too.
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RE: Being gay in the afterlife.
September 24, 2014 at 8:09 am
ROFLOL...........ROFLOL...okay..okay, Imma get it together an....fuck it...ROFLOL
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Being gay in the afterlife.
September 24, 2014 at 8:10 am
I'm in the 'don't care' category. How can a lifeless corpse be disrespected?
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RE: Being gay in the afterlife.
September 24, 2014 at 8:18 am
I voted hilarious because it seriously makes me laugh. I could have voted don't care also. I don't understand the whole respect for the dead thing. Tasteless? Maybe, but...the person is dead...
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RE: Being gay in the afterlife.
September 24, 2014 at 8:19 am (This post was last modified: September 24, 2014 at 8:19 am by FatAndFaithless.)
Oh I don't care about disrespecting his dead body, I'm more talking about tasteless to the family. That being said, I don't really care if they do it, it's just not my cup of tea.
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RE: Being gay in the afterlife.
September 24, 2014 at 9:05 am
(September 24, 2014 at 8:10 am)Sejanus Wrote: I'm in the 'don't care' category. How can a lifeless corpse be disrespected?

Exactly. They don't care; They're dead!
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RE: Being gay in the afterlife.
September 24, 2014 at 9:09 am (This post was last modified: September 24, 2014 at 9:14 am by The Grand Nudger.)
Ah, but while I'm alive...can I make provisions for those two sweet girls to christian my grave?
(every member of this forum is hereby formally invited to engage in debauchery of any sort, drunken rabblerousing, generally causing a ruckus, and yes - even dancing.... over, above, around, or near my headstone)
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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September 24, 2014 at 9:21 am
(September 24, 2014 at 9:09 am)Rhythm Wrote: Ah, but while I'm alive...can I make provisions for those two sweet girls to christian my grave?
(every member of this forum is hereby formally invited to engage in debauchery of any sort, drunken rabblerousing, generally causing a ruckus, and yes - even dancing.... over, above, around, or near my headstone)


Could Terry Bradshaw, Howie Long, and myself reserve your gravesite for a depraved gay orgy on the first available Halloween ??
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RE: Being gay in the afterlife.
September 24, 2014 at 9:25 am
(September 24, 2014 at 9:21 am)vorlon13 Wrote:
(September 24, 2014 at 9:09 am)Rhythm Wrote: Ah, but while I'm alive...can I make provisions for those two sweet girls to christian my grave?
(every member of this forum is hereby formally invited to engage in debauchery of any sort, drunken rabblerousing, generally causing a ruckus, and yes - even dancing.... over, above, around, or near my headstone)


Could Terry Bradshaw, Howie Long, and myself reserve your gravesite for a depraved gay orgy on the first available Halloween ??

I'm guessing you're the center in that scenario.
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