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RE: Peanut Gallery Commentary on the Staff Log of Bannings and such like.
November 19, 2014 at 2:14 pm
(November 19, 2014 at 2:12 pm)Beccs Wrote: My old boss, whenever he and his wife would visit my house, would always say, "Hey, can I stroke your pussy?" while making sure his wife saw him pick up a cat.
It wasn't me, by any chance? It sounds like me. Well, apart from the wife part. And the being a boss.
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RE: Peanut Gallery Commentary on the Staff Log of Bannings and such like.
November 19, 2014 at 2:19 pm
Are you a surgeon from Melbourne?
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November 19, 2014 at 7:22 pm
I'm anything you need me to be...
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RE: Peanut Gallery Commentary on the Staff Log of Bannings and such like.
November 19, 2014 at 7:22 pm
(November 19, 2014 at 7:22 pm)Stimbo Wrote: I'm anything you need me to be...
Let's see your scalpel . . .
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November 19, 2014 at 10:30 pm
Certainly. Step into my surgery, go behind the screen and take off my clothes. You can trust me; I'm sort of a doctor...
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RE: Peanut Gallery Commentary on the Staff Log of Bannings and such like.
November 19, 2014 at 10:35 pm
Do I have to use the paddles to bring it to life?
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November 19, 2014 at 11:10 pm
Only because it fell off.
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RE: Peanut Gallery Commentary on the Staff Log of Bannings and such like.
November 20, 2014 at 6:51 am
Any one else ever have that dream where your penis has come off and then you keep forgetting where you've put it?
What? No one then? Never mind, me neither.
