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I Wish This Was A Joke
#1
I Wish This Was A Joke
instead of a fair example of how the mother-fuckers think.

http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-...NDczMDM0S0

Quote:Richest One Per Cent Disappointed to Possess Only Half of World’s Wealth

Quote:“Quite frankly, a lot of us thought that by buying politicians, rewriting tax laws, and hiding money overseas, we were getting it done,” said Dorrinson, who owns the hedge fund Garrote Capital. “If, at the end of the day, all we control is a measly half of the world’s wealth, clearly we need to do more—much more.”
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#2
RE: I Wish This Was A Joke
Let's go grease the Guillotines...
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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#3
RE: I Wish This Was A Joke
(January 20, 2015 at 1:49 pm)Minimalist Wrote: instead of a fair example of how the mother-fuckers think.

http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-...NDczMDM0S0

Quote:Richest One Per Cent Disappointed to Possess Only Half of World’s Wealth

Quote:“Quite frankly, a lot of us thought that by buying politicians, rewriting tax laws, and hiding money overseas, we were getting it done,” said Dorrinson, who owns the hedge fund Garrote Capital. “If, at the end of the day, all we control is a measly half of the world’s wealth, clearly we need to do more—much more.”

It's a satire.
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Science is not a subject, but a method.
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#4
RE: I Wish This Was A Joke
(January 20, 2015 at 2:03 pm)Alex K Wrote: Let's go grease the Guillotines...

I'll bring the pitchforks. Who's getting the torches?
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#5
RE: I Wish This Was A Joke
(January 20, 2015 at 2:17 pm)Chas Wrote:
(January 20, 2015 at 1:49 pm)Minimalist Wrote: instead of a fair example of how the mother-fuckers think.

http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-...NDczMDM0S0

It's a satire.

His mind has gone to mush Chas. Don't even bother. Just smile politely.
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#6
RE: I Wish This Was A Joke
(January 20, 2015 at 2:21 pm)Heywood Wrote:
(January 20, 2015 at 2:17 pm)Chas Wrote: It's a satire.

His mind has gone to mush Chas. Don't even bother. Just smile politely.

Don't be such an idiot. Minimalist posts a lot of stuff from this site and is well aware that it's satire -- in this case, satire with more than a hint of truth to it.
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#7
RE: I Wish This Was A Joke
I haven't been in a good pogrom in ages
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#8
RE: I Wish This Was A Joke
(January 20, 2015 at 2:23 pm)Crossless1 Wrote: in this case, satire with more than a hint of truth to it.

The half the global wealth part for example.
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#9
RE: I Wish This Was A Joke
There wealth distribution is now like france during the last days of the Bourbons.
Something needs to be done to redress the balance.
Unfortunately every time someone tries the rich deploy their wealth to stop it, we are moving towards an Elysium future and I'm not sure we can stop it.



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

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RE: I Wish This Was A Joke
(January 20, 2015 at 2:23 pm)Crossless1 Wrote:
(January 20, 2015 at 2:21 pm)Heywood Wrote: His mind has gone to mush Chas. Don't even bother. Just smile politely.

Don't be such an idiot. Minimalist posts a lot of stuff from this site and is well aware that it's satire -- in this case, satire with more than a hint of truth to it.

I don't know who the bigger moron is. You, Chas, or Minimalist.
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