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#11
RE: my religion
February 13, 2015 at 8:35 pm
My religion prohibits sleeping at 1:35.
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#12
RE: my religion
February 13, 2015 at 8:42 pm
My religion prohibits stupidity.

It's clearly as false as all the others, to judge by results.

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RE: my religion
February 13, 2015 at 8:55 pm
My religion prohibits being nice to people, so everyone can fuck off.
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RE: my religion
February 13, 2015 at 9:08 pm
Mine prohibits taxation. Ha! Gotcha there didn't I, Christianity? Check and mate.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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#15
RE: my religion
February 13, 2015 at 9:53 pm
My religion prohibits surfing the net at night, but I'm a rebel.
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RE: my religion
February 13, 2015 at 10:10 pm
My religion requires that all of my walls be covered in books. It also requires that no one ever say "god did it."
If there is a god, I want to believe that there is a god.  If there is not a god, I want to believe that there is no god.
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RE: my religion
February 13, 2015 at 10:27 pm
my religion prohibits faith harshly if you exhibit any form of faith you get your membership revoked and told to get the fuck out and in that time after 7 days have passed you can
come back and fill out a questionnaire go through some testing if you are faith free you are welcomed back.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization join today. 


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RE: my religion
February 13, 2015 at 10:40 pm
Anusius, the One True God, only wishes for each and every one of us to have a firm (but not too firm) daily bowel movement !!!!
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: my religion
February 13, 2015 at 10:54 pm
(February 13, 2015 at 7:54 pm)Minimalist Wrote: My religion prohibits fucking anything less than a 7.

lmao

how's that working out for you? Big Grin

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RE: my religion
February 13, 2015 at 11:12 pm (This post was last modified: February 13, 2015 at 11:13 pm by dyresand.)
My religion every Friday you have to go to a strip club and get beer.
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