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my religion
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my religion
You often hear people saying they can't do something because of their religion. No one bats an eye not to hurt their religious feewings, so I say we exploit that loophole. I'll start.

My religion prohibits working on weekdays.

Your turn.
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My religion prohibits fucking anything less than a 7.
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#3
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My religion demands I ridicual stupid people.
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#4
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My relligion prohibbits spelchecks
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#5
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mine to Big Grin
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#6
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my religion prohibits stupidity and anyone who believes in god.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization join today. 


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My religion prohibits religions.
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#8
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My religion doesn't allow me to stop smoking
Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you

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#9
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My religion prohibits my using good judgment in situations involving badgers, pointy sticks, and industrial lubricants.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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My religion prohibits faith healing.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization join today. 


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