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my religion
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My religion needs a breath of fresh air. I should take her out of the closet, she's getting dusty.
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
My religion prohibits reading my own damn bible.
I'm losing my religion.
Anyone?  RE: my religion
February 15, 2015 at 4:13 am
(This post was last modified: February 15, 2015 at 4:52 am by Homeless Nutter.)
(February 15, 2015 at 4:07 am)Norman Humann Wrote: I'm losing my religion. Are you, by any chance, in a corner? Are you in a spot - light?...
"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." - George Bernard Shaw
My religion says that Michael Stipe is not bald, he just has invisible hair.
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder. Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."  (February 13, 2015 at 7:52 pm)Norman Humann Wrote: You often hear people saying they can't do something because of their religion. No one bats an eye not to hurt their religious feewings, so I say we exploit that loophole. I'll start. My Constitutional beliefs call for people to agree how to address political beliefs (such as right to health care, gay marriage, etc.) instead of abusing govt to impose against each other's beliefs, religions, or creeds.  (February 15, 2015 at 4:07 am)Norman Humann Wrote: I'm losing my religion. Have you been working on a weekday? Don't you take your made up religion seriously any more? :o Feel free to send me a private message.
Please visit my website here! It's got lots of information about atheism/theism and support for new atheists. Index of useful threads and discussions Index of my best videos Quickstart guide to the forum 
My religion has one commandment.
"Thou shalt not be a dick" You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid. Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.
That's really all you need for any religion. The rest follows!
Feel free to send me a private message.
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