One thing I have never understood. As a dead martyr and your material body having passed away, you enter heaven as a disembodied soul, what would you actually do with 72 virgins? Its not like you have any physical parts to entertain each pther with?
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I'm going to create a religion where when you die, you get 72 pornstars. I have a feeling that my religion might be more popular...
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August 21, 2010 at 6:06 pm
(This post was last modified: August 21, 2010 at 6:06 pm by Minimalist.)
Shit, Adrian, if you are going to do that, I recommend founding a Temple to Ishtar where you can get heavenly nookie while you are alive.
http://www.ishtartemple.org/sacredIshtar.htm Quote:The Greek historian Herodotus tells us: 'Babylonian custom... compels every woman of the land once in her life to sit in the temple of love and have intercourse with some stranger... the men pass and make their choice. It matters not what be the sum of money; the woman will never refuse, for that were a sin, the money being by this act made sacred. After their intercourse she has made herself holy in the sight of the goddess and goes away to her home; and thereafter there is no bribe however great that will get her. So then the women that are tall and fair are soon free to depart, but the uncomely have long to wait because they cannot fulfil the law; for some of them remain for three years or four. There is a custom like this in some parts of Cyprus.' Far superior to any of these horseshit religions we have around now boring the piss out of everyone. 
so you are okay with 72 virgins and just wondering how to f*ck them? lol if you can find 72 virgins today, (or at least one) it wont be a problem for you to rebuild a body to use.
Quote:Many that live deserve death. Some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them, Frodo? Do not be too eager to deal out death in judgment. Even the very wise cannot see all ends.
Good girls go to heaven.....bad girls go everywhere.
 (August 21, 2010 at 1:44 pm)Captain Scarlet Wrote: One thing I have never understood. As a dead martyr and your material body having passed away, you enter heaven as a disembodied soul, what would you actually do with 72 virgins? Its not like you have any physical parts to entertain each pther with? Not just 72 virgins but 72 PERPETUAL virgins. Seriously, there's some regeneration stuff that goes on each night. Any man who's been with just one virgin can tell you this is what you get in Hell.
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"The trinity can be equated to having your cake and eating it too." ... -Lucent, trying to defend the Trinity concept "(Yahweh's) actions are good because (Yahweh) is the ultimate standard of goodness. That’s not begging the question" ... -Statler Waldorf, Christian apologist Quote:Not just 72 virgins but 72 PERPETUAL virgins I thought perpetual virgins were nuns...at least that's the story. ![[Image: singing_nuns_traidcraft_400x300.jpg]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=media.ebaumsworld.com%2Fpicture%2FCollegePics%2Fsinging_nuns_traidcraft_400x300.jpg) Of course, with this bunch they'd have to turn a whole bunch of water into wine to make it possible. (August 21, 2010 at 9:23 pm)DeistPaladin Wrote:I suppose this has to be the case else they may be stoned to death otherwise.(August 21, 2010 at 1:44 pm)Captain Scarlet Wrote: One thing I have never understood. As a dead martyr and your material body having passed away, you enter heaven as a disembodied soul, what would you actually do with 72 virgins? Its not like you have any physical parts to entertain each pther with?Not just 72 virgins but 72 PERPETUAL virgins. Seriously, there's some regeneration stuff that goes on each night. Any man who's been with just one virgin can tell you this is what you get in Hell.  hock:
"I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence"...Doug McLeod.
 (August 21, 2010 at 4:01 pm)Captain Scarlet Wrote:(August 21, 2010 at 1:47 pm)Tiberius Wrote: I'm going to create a religion where when you die, you get 72 pornstars. I have a feeling that my religion might be more popular... What Adrian left out is that they are 72 MALE pornstars hock:
![[Image: mybannerglitter06eee094.gif]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=i118.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fo112%2Fpussinboots_photos%2FBikes%2Fmybannerglitter06eee094.gif) If you're not supposed to ride faster than your guardian angel can fly then mine had better get a bloody SR-71. |
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