(June 7, 2015 at 2:18 am)SteelCurtain Wrote:

(June 7, 2015 at 2:08 am)Exian Wrote: Don't hate me, guys, but in light of The Bagger, I just don't know anymore.

And that's how it's done, Randy. You want people to see the light? You flop your big dick on the table. Behold, Bagger 288.

They will convert when staring horizontal crushing right in the dick hole.

However isn't the object usually placing its self above that which would crush it thus lending to its own demise through gravity?

(June 7, 2015 at 2:18 am)SteelCurtain Wrote:

(June 7, 2015 at 2:08 am)Exian Wrote: Don't hate me, guys, but in light of The Bagger, I just don't know anymore.

And that's how it's done, Randy. You want people to see the light? You flop your big dick on the table. Behold, Bagger 288.

They will convert when staring horizontal crushing right in the dick hole.

Is it horizontal!? Fuck me, man. That thing doesn't seem to care about traditional directional rock crushing. I just assumed it was omni-directional and called it a win for my team.

I...I guess I'm a convert. I guess I'm for horizontal crushing. Fuck! That's gonna take time to get used to.

Randy's proving the analogy that arguing with a theist is like playing chess with a pigeon. He's knocked over all the pieces, shat on the board and is now strutting around claiming victory.

(June 7, 2015 at 2:32 am)Exian Wrote:

(June 7, 2015 at 2:18 am)SteelCurtain Wrote: And that's how it's done, Randy. You want people to see the light? You flop your big dick on the table. Behold, Bagger 288.

They will convert when staring horizontal crushing right in the dick hole.

Is it horizontal!? Fuck me, man. That thing doesn't seem to care about traditional directional rock crushing. I just assumed it was omni-directional and called it a win for my team.

I...I guess I'm a convert. I guess I'm for horizontal crushing. Fuck! That's gonna take time to get used to.

Fuck, man down, man down! Cmon, snap out of it Exian!! Where are those goddamned German physisisisicists when you need one?!


Though tbh I sorta found a new cult too....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3rVSqF7Ric

THIS THING EATS EVERYTHING

NOBODY WANTS YOUR PAPER SHREDDER WHEN WE HAVE THE BAGGER 288
https://youtu.be/azEvfD4C6ow

(June 7, 2015 at 2:39 am)Neimenovic Wrote:

(June 7, 2015 at 2:32 am)Exian Wrote: Is it horizontal!? Fuck me, man. That thing doesn't seem to care about traditional directional rock crushing. I just assumed it was omni-directional and called it a win for my team.

I...I guess I'm a convert. I guess I'm for horizontal crushing. Fuck! That's gonna take time to get used to.

Fuck, man down, man down! Cmon, snap out of it Exian!! Where are those goddamned German physisisisicists when you need one?!


Though tbh I sorta found a new cult too....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3rVSqF7Ric

THIS THING EATS EVERYTHING

Say, do you think that thing would work on a halibut?

IDGAF IT ATE A SHOE

(June 7, 2015 at 12:35 am)Randy Carson Wrote: I started that set up at 8:00am this morning, I checked all the way to the river. I played my hand perfectly. You were all in, and I took your stacks.

Now, if you begrudgingly get that, then a tip o'the cap out of respect, ya know? 

While you're still cursing me, you haven't even begun to address the implications of the analogy I just suckered you into.

Oh, I get it. I simply reject it as so inapt that it bespeaks a simpleton's mind. You apparently don't know the difference between verifiable information and argumentum ex culo.

(June 7, 2015 at 12:35 am)Randy Carson Wrote: You folks make all kinds of truly pathetic arguments against the gospels, but when I turn the tables on you to demonstrate dramatically how and why your arguments fail (and more importantly, why we can believe the gospels), you have nothing but epithets. And no chips.

Yeah, no. You'll need to learn how to draw appropriate parallels for that "stratagem" to work (I put that in quotes because this really looks like an attempt to paper over a flawed argument).

 

Quote:But if you don't get it, then I suggest you read the post where I turned over my cards again. And again. Until you do.

The four gospels were written by folks who were being just as sincere and and honest as all of you were when you wrote about your personal experiences with "atheists in foxholes". And just as I can believe what you wrote is true - just as anyone else can believe what you wrote is true - with a degree of probability, so can you believe the writing of Matthew, Mark, Luke and John.

I gave you links to my discharge paperwork, which verified my decorations which I displayed, and a link to the first Class A I worked. I've got more if you'd like.

Now, whaddya have for evidence of the NT?

Oh, that's right. You don't have jack-shit.

And you're not even intelligent enough to see that crucial distinction.

(June 7, 2015 at 2:43 am)SteelCurtain Wrote: NOBODY WANTS YOUR PAPER SHREDDER WHEN WE HAVE THE BAGGER 288

Cmon man, that shredder atea cantaloupe, a shoe - wait, TWO shoes, and a wet blanket.  A wet blanket.  Let that sink in before dissing it.

I think I want one.

(June 7, 2015 at 2:45 am)Neimenovic Wrote: IDGAF IT ATE A SHOE

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A SHOE!!!!!

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TWO shoes.  OMG