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Proof that god, exists. Checkmate atheists!
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Proof that god, exists. Checkmate atheists!
You know i'm not here, not only to prove that God exists but also prove that us Christians are very right and atheists like yourself are very wrong. First i want to address that Christianity is the one true religion among all religion, that's right atheists.
1.If God is not real then who wrote the bible? I know desperate atheists like yourself are being confused about what to say against my christian logic. Put it this way, we all know Plato exists because he wrote about books that tells that he himself exists, so God must exists in order for the book to be written. Checkmate Atheists!

2.If God is not real then how did anything came to be? You know as a christian i'm always challenged by stuffs that are infinitely difficult to comprehend like how a rainbow forms. We all know that it forms because the flood is over. Hey atheists answers this if there was no flood then how can the rainbow came to be? Check and Mate Atheists!

3.If God is not real then why does a corn and a banana fits in the human hand? Checkmate Atheists!

4. If God never existed in the first place then how come i feel God in my heart? Checkmate Atheists!

5.If there was no God then who assigned Sun to be yellow and not blue or red? Checkmate Atheists!

Atheists-0 Christians-5
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#2
RE: Proof that god, exists. Checkmate atheists!
Finally, someone speaks the truth. All hail baa'l!!
Quote:To know yet to think that one does not know is best; Not to know yet to think that one knows will lead to difficulty.
- Lau Tzu

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#3
RE: Proof that god, exists. Checkmate atheists!
What you have argued for is at best a deist god and not the Christian/jewish/muslim god that you are pretending to argue for. But I appreciate you letting us know you're a poe in your username.



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#4
RE: Proof that god, exists. Checkmate atheists!
What's the fun of a poe if I can't call it first and get the cookies? ._.
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#5
RE: Proof that god, exists. Checkmate atheists!
He's cleverly using a triple reverse poe!
He wants us to think he's a poe when in fact, he really is that stupid! Fucking brilliant!

you forgot 6) the rough end of a pineapple fits snugly up an anus! please try it! you'll be surprised !
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#6
RE: Proof that god, exists. Checkmate atheists!
Where are the names of the Bible College Phd scholars 87.43% of whom agree with the list?

It's things like that where people like Randy have changed the whole impact of apologetics.
The gods did not reveal, from the beginning,
All things to us, but in the course of time
Through seeking we may learn and know things better.

These things are, we conjecture, like the truth.

But as for certain truth, no man has known it,
Nor shall he know it, neither of the gods
Nor yet of all the things of which I speak.
And even if by chance he were to utter
The final truth, he would himself not know it:
For all is but a woven web of guesses.

Xenophanes

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#7
RE: Proof that god, exists. Checkmate atheists!
(July 31, 2015 at 7:36 am)Kaninchen Wrote: Where are the names of the Bible College Phd scholars 87.43% of whom agree with the list?

It's things like that where people like Randy have changed the whole impact of apologetics.

ROFLOL

...Wait...you are joking, right?

And the OP...he's just trolling...isn't he? Guys! GUYS?!
Verbatim from the mouth of Jesus (retranslated from a retranslation of a copy of a copy):

"Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you too will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you. How can you see your brother's head up his ass when your own vision is darkened by your head being even further up your ass? How can you say to your brother, 'Get your head out of your ass,' when all the time your head is up your own ass? You hypocrite! First take your head out of your own ass, and then you will see clearly who has his head up his ass and who doesn't." Matthew 7:1-5 (also Luke 6: 41-42)

Also, I has a website: www.RedbeardThePink.com
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#8
RE: Proof that god, exists. Checkmate atheists!
(July 31, 2015 at 8:08 am)Redbeard The Pink Wrote:
(July 31, 2015 at 7:36 am)Kaninchen Wrote: Where are the names of the Bible College Phd scholars 87.43% of whom agree with the list?

It's things like that where people like Randy have changed the whole impact of apologetics.

ROFLOL

...Wait...you are joking, right?


Me?  Joke about my favourite used car salesman?

As if!
The gods did not reveal, from the beginning,
All things to us, but in the course of time
Through seeking we may learn and know things better.

These things are, we conjecture, like the truth.

But as for certain truth, no man has known it,
Nor shall he know it, neither of the gods
Nor yet of all the things of which I speak.
And even if by chance he were to utter
The final truth, he would himself not know it:
For all is but a woven web of guesses.

Xenophanes

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#9
RE: Proof that god, exists. Checkmate atheists!
(July 31, 2015 at 7:24 am)Christian Poe-try Wrote: You know i'm not here, not only to prove that God exists but also prove that us Christians are very right and atheists like yourself are very wrong. First i want to address that Christianity is the one true religion among all religion, that's right atheists.
1.If God is not real then who wrote the bible? I know desperate atheists like yourself are being confused about what to say against my christian logic. Put it this way, we all know Plato exists because he wrote about books that tells that he himself exists, so God must exists in order for the book to be written. Checkmate Atheists!

2.If God is not real then how did anything came to be? You know as a christian i'm always challenged by stuffs that are infinitely difficult to comprehend like how a rainbow forms. We all know that it forms because the flood is over. Hey atheists answers this if there was no flood then how can the rainbow came to be? Check and Mate Atheists!

3.If God is not real then why does a corn and a banana fits in the human hand? Checkmate Atheists!

4. If God never existed in the first place then how come i feel God in my heart? Checkmate Atheists!

5.If there was no God then who assigned Sun to be yellow and not blue or red? Checkmate Atheists!

Atheists-0 Christians-5
Well, you've certainly convinced me.
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#10
RE: Proof that god, exists. Checkmate atheists!
(July 31, 2015 at 7:24 am)Christian Poe-try Wrote: You know i'm not here, not only to prove that God exists but also prove that us Christians are very right and atheists like yourself are very wrong. First i want to address that Christianity is the one true religion among all religion, that's right atheists.
1.If God is not real then who wrote the bible? I know desperate atheists like yourself are being confused about what to say against my christian logic. Put it this way, we all know Plato exists because he wrote about books that tells that he himself exists, so God must exists in order for the book to be written. Checkmate Atheists!

2.If God is not real then how did anything came to be? You know as a christian i'm always challenged by stuffs that are infinitely difficult to comprehend like how a rainbow forms. We all know that it forms because the flood is over. Hey atheists answers this if there was no flood then how can the rainbow came to be? Check and Mate Atheists!

3.If God is not real then why does a corn and a banana fits in the human hand? Checkmate Atheists!

4. If God never existed in the first place then how come i feel God in my heart? Checkmate Atheists!

5.If there was no God then who assigned Sun to be yellow and not blue or red? Checkmate Atheists!

Atheists-0 Christians-5

You poor thing. You didn't prove a thing, and your moves are so messed up it's laughable. You obviously know nothing. Just how old are you? 6?
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