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I fucking quit...
#11
RE: I fucking quit...
Hate to offer help as I've never (despite almost everything else) had a problem with ciggies, but I've noted some of my friends have found multiple simultaneous approaches to be helpful.

Like acupuncture combined with the patch, for instance.  I'd be a little leery of that pill will the the bad side effects.  

Also, as my friend 'John' noted, REPEATING the grievous torture of quitting over 5, 10 or 25 attempts is REALLY MASSIVELY FUCKING STOOOOPID.


And that buggery idea is still on the table . . .
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#12
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I actually quit smoking weed months ago. Vape or edibles only now. Mostly edibles.

I realized the other night when, despite being sick and shit, that nicotine had me by the balls and that I was smoking despite finding it thoroughly disgusting and painful at the moment.

If I'm gonna give it up while I'm sick, I may as well give it up for good.
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#13
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Nice job Cthu! Keep it up Big Grin
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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#14
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(August 11, 2015 at 1:15 pm)Parkers Tan Wrote: Good for you, bud.

I see what you did there.
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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#15
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I will send two smoked infants to your manor immediately
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#16
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(August 11, 2015 at 1:17 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: If I'm gonna give it up while I'm sick, I may as well give it up for good.

I gave it up too when I was sick. Back in 83. Managed two months without a smoke. Hope you last longer.
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#17
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See if you can work this deal.


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#18
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(August 11, 2015 at 1:16 pm)Kitty Galore Wrote: He doesn't smoke it anymore. Wink

Da fuq?

(August 11, 2015 at 1:17 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: I actually quit smoking weed months ago.  Vape or edibles only now.  Mostly edibles.

Ohhhh...gotcha.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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#19
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(August 11, 2015 at 2:31 pm)abaris Wrote:
(August 11, 2015 at 1:17 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: If I'm gonna give it up while I'm sick, I may as well give it up for good.

I gave it up too when I was sick. Back in 83. Managed two months without a smoke. Hope you last longer.

This ain't my first rodeo either, Hoss. Big Grin
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#20
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aB2yqeD0Nus
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