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RE: Unblockable moves
August 11, 2015 at 3:59 pm
hadōken!!!
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RE: Unblockable moves
August 11, 2015 at 4:07 pm
Gotta be careful of those martial arts moves. I have done something horrible to my shoulder kickboxing!!!
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RE: Unblockable moves
August 11, 2015 at 4:12 pm
Kickboxing is just one of the martial arts that I pretend I can do.
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RE: Unblockable moves
August 11, 2015 at 4:21 pm
With great power comes great responsibility.
The sought of moves Rob was showing could easily bring down a bear.
So be careful using these techniques, people, cause it's not a fucking game.
Many innocent bystanders have taken the brunt of a misdirected defensive blow.
So play safe.
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RE: Unblockable moves
August 11, 2015 at 4:52 pm
The first rule concerning the unblockable move is that we don't fucking talk about . . . no, no -- never mind, Rob. You'll be home tonight, right? You and your pretty family.
We'll see you soon.
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RE: Unblockable moves
August 11, 2015 at 6:49 pm
You mean Pat Morita and Ralph Macchio were big fucking liars? Son of a bitch. No wonder everyone just laughed. But then again, no one attacked either so there ya go.
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RE: Unblockable moves
August 11, 2015 at 7:43 pm
Baahahaha I swear to Christ, Rob, I read the title and knew who it was and what it was. I wasn't disappointed.
I know you said not to, but I've been standing in my kitchen forrrrrr...7 minutes and my hand won't start glowing. wtf? I'm totally blockable right now.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
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For context, this is the previous verse:
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RE: Unblockable moves
August 12, 2015 at 12:11 am
I'm having the exact opposite problem.
I can't get my hand to stop glowing. WTF, rob. Instructions?
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