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Tea Partyisms
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Tea Partyisms
There probably isn't enough cyber space in the cyber world for this kind of thing, but I thought it would be funny to post some of the dumbest shit we have read or heard from tea party douchenozzles.

My personal favorite:

"We needed to have the press be our friend ... We wanted them to ask the questions we want to answer so that they report the news the way we want it to be reported." —Nevada GOP Senate nominee and Tea Party favorite Sharron Angle, during an interview with Fox News

Source

http://politicalhumor.about.com/b/2010/0...quotes.htm
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RE: Tea Partyisms
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REF: http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/...-signs.htm
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#3
RE: Tea Partyisms
The first one is my favorite. Holy shit.
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#4
RE: Tea Partyisms
I love the last one Smile

My fav is Sharon Angle, when asked what her policies were on almost anything she said "I'll answer those Questions when I'm Governor"
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RE: Tea Partyisms
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#6
RE: Tea Partyisms
At least, we know that they are trainable! If you compare their more recent signs with the signage they displayed at their first "protest" many of them have learned to use spell check!

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RE: Tea Partyisms
(November 19, 2010 at 9:25 am)lilyannerose Wrote: At least, we know that they are trainable! If you compare their more recent signs with the signage they displayed at their first "protest" many of them have learned to use spell check!

Great Scot! If they evolve even a rudimentary intelligence - which current data suggests is their limit - then we're faced with... the average conservative schmuck.
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#8
RE: Tea Partyisms
This video pretty much sums up their logic on everything (parody video):




and if you can stand the pain, here's some teabagger rap (actually not a parody, seriously):
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