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RE: The "Creepiest" thread
September 27, 2015 at 11:32 pm
(September 27, 2015 at 11:24 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Your words are water off a duck's back!
I've been touching your back while you sleep at night, very sexy and muscular just like my mothers.
Are you ready for the fire? We are firemen. WE ARE FIREMEN! The heat doesn’t bother us. We live in the heat. We train in the heat. It tells us that we’re ready, we’re at home, we’re where we’re supposed to be. Flames don’t intimidate us. What do we do? We control the flame. We control them. We move the flames where we want to. And then we extinguish them.
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RE: The "Creepiest" thread
September 27, 2015 at 11:38 pm
It works better if you stroke him there. Yes, that's it...
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RE: The "Creepiest" thread
September 27, 2015 at 11:46 pm
Actually, that new bathroom cabinet would be better on the opposite wall. You'll be able to reach it easier from the shower, and it wouldn't cover up my spyhole.
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RE: The "Creepiest" thread
September 27, 2015 at 11:48 pm
It's not stalking if you might love me back, someday.
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I replied: Can I refuse? Because I find the entire concept of vicarious blood sacrifice atonement to be morally abhorrent, the concept of holding flawed creatures permanently accountable for social misbehaviors and thought crimes to be morally abhorrent, and the concept of calling something "free" when it comes with the strings of subjugation and obedience perhaps the most morally abhorrent of all... and that's without even going into the history of justifying genocide, slavery, rape, misogyny, religious intolerance, and suppression of free speech which has been attributed by your own scriptures to your deity. I want a refund. I would burn happily rather than serve the monster you profess to love.
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RE: The "Creepiest" thread
September 27, 2015 at 11:49 pm
I've got your favorite lube
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RE: The "Creepiest" thread
September 27, 2015 at 11:52 pm
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RE: The "Creepiest" thread
September 28, 2015 at 12:09 am
Shhhhhh. You'll be okay when you wake up...
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RE: The "Creepiest" thread
September 28, 2015 at 12:11 am
You look sexy in a surgical mask.
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RE: The "Creepiest" thread
September 28, 2015 at 12:18 am
You look gorgeous tonight. Just like the doll I made of you. You don't mind me using your hair, right?
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