I fucking quit...

[Jackalope]

I've officially hit ten days without so much as a puff, and I think the worst of it is over.  As long as I don't start doing stupid shit (like thinking I can have *just one smoke*), it should be all good.

If you do the stupid thing g and decide you can handle "just one," bum, don't buy. Buying a pack for "just one now and then" is the surest road back to a pack-a-day.

Yeah, I'm well aware of that - and by now, I'm long past where bumming a smoke is going to happen.

[Whateverist]

So have you gotten to the point yet where you despise the smell of second hand smoke and want to wring the neck of people who smoke near you?

[Jackalope]

So have you gotten to the point yet where you despise the smell of second hand smoke and want to wring the neck of people who smoke near you?

Yes and no. I just don't wanna be near them.

[Edwardo Piet]

I can bear it as a non-smoker. But when they're a chain-smoker and they smoke all day, after hours and hours of me staying over with them in a small living room - and they don't open any windows or anything - I start to feel very sick, ill, my eyes sting I get heartburn and I have trouble breathing properly. I have to step outside and after a couple of hours I feel back to my normal self. And that's just one day's exposure.

I tried a cigarette once and breathed it in properly and it burnt the fuck out of my throat. I am way too much of a pussy for that I don't know how anyone even bares it.

[Whateverist]

I can bear it as a non-smoker. But when they're a chain-smoker and they smoke all day, after hours and hours of me staying over with them in a small living room - and they don't open any windows or anything - I start to feel very sick, ill, my eyes sting I get heartburn and I have trouble breathing properly. I have to step outside and after a couple of hours I feel back to my normal self. And that's just one day's exposure.

I tried a cigarette once and breathed it in properly and it burnt the fuck out of my throat. I am way too much of a pussy for that I don't know how anyone even bares it.

It is no wonder, the stuff is poison.  My mother used to drive around with the seven of us in a station wagon while she chain smoked.  Wouldn't let us open a window because she was always cold.  Of course, it was really my fault.  When she was pregnant with me her doctor recommended she start smoking to help ease her nerves.  Oh why did I have to be such a difficult pregnancy?  (Nine plus pounds was probably a little tough on the va-jay-jay.)

[Edwardo Piet]

You should never go tough on a va-jay-jay unless the va-jay-jay wants it that-way-way.

[Whateverist]

One thing for sure, what goes on in the va-jay-jay, stays in the va-jay-jay.

[Edwardo Piet]

Hmmm... I'm not Sting.

[vorlon13]

While I like the term "va-jay-jay", I probably won't stop using 'po-po'.

[Iroscato]

I can bear it as a non-smoker. But when they're a chain-smoker and they smoke all day, after hours and hours of me staying over with them in a small living room - and they don't open any windows or anything - I start to feel very sick, ill, my eyes sting I get heartburn and I have trouble breathing properly. I have to step outside and after a couple of hours I feel back to my normal self. And that's just one day's exposure.

I tried a cigarette once and breathed it in properly and it burnt the fuck out of my throat. I am way too much of a pussy for that I don't know how anyone even bares it.

It is no wonder, the stuff is poison.  My mother used to drive around with the seven of us in a station wagon while she chain smoked.  Wouldn't let us open a window because she was always cold.  Of course, it was really my fault.  When she was pregnant with me her doctor recommended she start smoking to help ease her nerves.  Oh why did I have to be such a difficult pregnancy?  (Nine plus pounds was probably a little tough on the va-jay-jay.)

I don't even have one, and that last sentence made me wince hard O_o