I have news for you peeps of AF...

[Athene]

I am Athena, daughter of Almighty Zeus. And I am God by blood...not mere relation, mortal Killingsworth.
Behold true Divine Glory!

[GrandizerII]

Stunning images.

[robvalue]

Maybe just one more page of bullshit will suddenly make all these atheists abandon all reason and join my cult...

[Edwardo Piet]

@ JBrentonK

You're scary manic. That post was like something my dad would have written when he was in his most manic frenzy..... that creeps me out.

Anyway... um... have you thought of the possibility that perhaps our names are just names? And I was making a fucking joke?

[JBrentonK]

You know, I have an Earthly family. So the relation to God is not necessarily by relation. But yeah I actually have (believe it or not...) thoughts of actually being the son of God by blood..., and what I remember is something about the name Killingsworth. I also remember speaking with Soph Euripidies and Aristophanes and they were calling me a "killer." They said they shouldn't have anything to do with this killer.

I also believe (partially, my mind has been shaken about most of this) (be warned!) that I and my brothers have played "roles" in the life of mortal man. I don't like to divulge into this but I will because of the above poster. We all have something to share about ourselves afterall!

I am Saint Augustine, Dante Alighieri, Christopher Colombus, Francias Voltaire, and Friedrich Nietzsche. These (earlier times- Saint Augustine), the 13th, 15th, 17th and 19th centuries are where I was a normal, mortal man.

So I am a son of God by blood too! Live on mighty warriers!

Oh by the way, I also believed at one point in my life there was reasons for my belief that I am these characters. And when I was a kid I believed I was Christopher Colombus. I believed at first that I was the actual famous King James (which I still think may be true...). And I thought that king James was well known for his name, and I believed with conviction that he was carried around in a basket like Moses was. Something with the basket... anyway, yeah, that's a lot of persons to play the role as, and certainly a lot of times to die to say the least.

But I do remember thinking that I may not be wrong about being each of these personas, very painfully do I remember that. So I guess you'd say I still think it might be true, but I gave up hope trying to prove that King James existed beforehand.... And after I couldn't find a king James, or JBK, I gave up hope on all the other characters.... But each of these personas, you will notice, for example,

The level of divine greatness in the poetic masterpiece in the Inferno, the greatness of the man and the many discoveries over sea by Christopher Colombus, (not to mention Augustines "The City of God"), the Godhood of Voltaire (everyone knows of Voltaire's Godlyness), and the high level writing of Friedrich Nietzsche. All as proof of a "mortal" son of God....

I know you're thinking I am crazy, but it's not like you wouldn't hear it right? Am I right people? A little bit of a memory jogging before the real delusion is smashed. I do know that I am the son of God though, I do have proof. My family for instance, J.E.K. and L.D.H.K, are very legendary-like known people. I once thought of them as the people that guard God's apple tree, at first this is what I thought. And I thought I lived in a Mad house (this was happening before I started even believing I was the son of God). I didn't even know of the profundity of the Killingsworth name, but yet I thought that my parents owned a Mad house for lost souls! Literally! Anybody that hasn't had their head checked by God himself, make your entering into my mortal abode! It wasn't until recently that I discovered my parents, however, as highly noble people, far beyond anybody and everybody else....

Now believe me or not, and I know you won't, I once believed before I even recognized I "might" be the son of God, that my brothers (who I had no recollection of when I thought it (I might be wrong about that though) were the philosopher Barduch Spinoza! So there is something in this about my brothers being alive with me during the times of our absence of our home (Greece!).

Now, I've gone and said far too much! But if "mortal blood" is all you believe in, you better abandon the false pretexts of that mucky mind of yours! Mortal man in blood strikes back!!!

[Exian]

I am Athena, daughter of Almighty Zeus. And I am God by blood...not mere relation, mortal Killingsworth.
Behold true Divine Glory!

I wanna touch.

[Edwardo Piet]

Too well thought out bullshit to be a crackpot.

It's not a crackpot, it's an attempt at satire by a poe... and it's gradually getting more extreme.

It's a pity it's not remotely funny.

[Exian]

@JBK, funny you've never had the feeling that you've once lived as Steve Smith. You know, that regular Joe. How coincidental that all of your past lives have been well documented. Almost as if you've just read some bios.

Tell me, have you ever had the feeling that you have lived as somebody I haven't heard of?

[JBrentonK]

@Evie

Whatever you say, nothing compares to a name that blows away 99% of the people you meet that you don't know. I was told once in school that "I wish I had a noble name like you" by a guy named Jonathan Wolverton. He was a rich guy or whatever right? Well, he was very upset about my name. lol.

When I was very young, I could not get away from the immediacy of placing myself above my peers, name wise. Saying to myself, "Killingsworth is a royal name."

And also, my parents have nobility. You should see the way they act.

And it's absurd. My dead grandfather's middle name was Crum. I know that's a horrible name, but it's nobility!
(or is that crumb?)

Anyh00t, almost everybody that I talk to knows my name is very very noble; and it is just scary. If it were all about us just being related to each other as such, I'd probably be proud of it, but I must still know that I am not more or less than they are, for instance, Michael is like a singular "one" person or thing- aka- God.

Michael litterally means "God" I think. ... Ya know? No?

[Edwardo Piet]

Try and be funnier, it's still not quite funny yet. At all. Yet. Try harder.

Names are just names d00d