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I fucking quit...
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Dennis Leary on smoking.

I was looking for the cow thing and didn't find it.

To my recollection the gist was:

Dennis loves big greasy cheeseburgers to eat while he smokes. And he gets special beef for the burgers from cows that smoke. They have tracheotomy holes in their necks so they can smoke too.

Moo.
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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Hey, I did the whole quitting thing for a while, and then I realised. Shit, I don't really care. We're gonna die some day anyway, right, so why not do what you like in the meanwhile? Life is boring if you put restrictions on yourself.
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Hi EP!

Hi
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I didn't quit because I am trying not to die. I quit because I was tired of feeling like shit, coughing, and spending money on it. Wink
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And all the disturbingly weird butt stuff vorlon came up with about smoking . . .
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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My mom smoked while pregnant with me, and all the time while my brother and I were growing up. I remember her coming into my room with a stack of freshly washed laundry and a cigarette hanging out of her mouth.Ugh, nothing was ever really clean, and kids teased me for reeking like an ashtray.

My dad now has emphysema, even though he quit at age 30, from being around the constant second hand smoke of my mom and grandmom. I suspect I will die of lung disease someday, myself. I was basically an addict from birth, so naturally started smoking in my teens. I struggled with it for years, but have been nicotine free for almost a decade now.

Congrats to both of you for quitting! It really is like being let out of prison, it is so freeing in so many ways.

Yes, we will all die someday, but I try not to actively contribute to my own slow, painful suffocation. Leonard Nemo begged his fans to quit, or never to smoke, before he left us. All hail Spock, and don't smoke, and don't fall for all this new tobacco rebranding crap.
“Eternity is a terrible thought. I mean, where's it going to end?” 
― Tom StoppardRosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead
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Whooo Hoooo! You've got this!
When   you   understand  why   you   dismiss   all   the   other   possible   gods,   you  will understand why I dismiss yours. ~Stephen Roberts~
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(October 20, 2015 at 2:46 pm)excitedpenguin Wrote: Hey, I did the whole quitting thing for a while, and then I realised. Shit, I don't really care. We're gonna die some day anyway, right, so why not do what you like in the meanwhile? Life is boring if you put restrictions on yourself.

Sure - my thing is, I don't like life-threatening illnesses and long, expensive hospital stays. I've had too many of those in recent years.
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(October 19, 2015 at 11:49 am)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: It been so long I've lost track of the days.

Your on the down hill side, keep up the good work and enjoy the great gift for your life.

GC
God loves those who believe and those who do not and the same goes for me, you have no choice in this matter. That puts the matter of total free will to rest.
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@Aroura

My mom smoked and drank beer while pregnant with me.
(Yeah, that probably explains it hehe)
My grandparents who mostly raised me also smoked all the time.
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