turn to God and God turns to you

[Tartarus Sauce]

So was this supposed to be a sales pitch or just my daily reminder that Jesus is glorious and you think he's a really swell guy?

[Silver]

Turn to anything and anything turns to you.

It is mere psychobabble for the gullible mind.

[Thumpalumpacus]

Therefore say thou unto them, Thus saith the Lord of hosts; Turn ye unto me, saith the Lord of hosts, and I will turn unto you, saith the Lord of hosts. Zachariah 1:3 KJV

If you want nothing to do with God, then God will have nothing to do with you (hence, God giving people over to a reprobate mind).
You want to know God, then you turn to Him! According to this passage, He is faithful to turn to you.

How do you turn to God?
The only way to the Father is through the Son.
You cannot have the Father unless you have the Son.

Turning to God means to have faith in His Son, Jesus Christ.
Denying Jesus means God will NOT turn to you.

If you profess with your mouth the Lord Jesus and believe in your heart that God has raised Him from the dead, you shall be saved.
For with the heart man believes unto righteousness; and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation.

This is superstitious preachment and ought to be treated as the fertilizer it is.

Daniel, if you tell Jesus to go piss off, you know what happens?

Absolutely nothing.

It's a shame you're so terrified of living your life for yourself. I hope you get some enjoyment out of your seventy or so years ... but having been caught up in the rigamarole of Christianity, I'd guess that your life is highjacked, you mind is stultified, and you're still a virgin.

Die happy!

[houseofcantor]

Ignorant cockspittle. How is this assmunch not banned yet?

[Alex K]

Bend over for God and God shows his... appreciation

[Thumpalumpacus]

Ignorant cockspittle. How is this assmunch not banned yet?

Because bacon.

I'm told this ignorant cockspittle will be delivering two pounds of bacon to anyone here not calling for his bannage.

[robvalue]

Hey, so I found something hilarious in the bible. You know how christians are always saying atheists eat babies? They all say it at least 5 times a day. So check this out:

2 Kings 6:28-30 English Standard Version (ESV)

28 And the king asked her, “What is your trouble?” She answered, “This woman said to me, ‘Give your son, that we may eat him today, and we will eat my son tomorrow.’

29 So we boiled my son and ate him. And on the next day I said to her, ‘Give your son, that we may eat him.’ But she has hidden her son.”

30 When the king heard the words of the woman, he tore his clothes—now he was passing by on the wall—and the people looked, and behold, he had sackcloth beneath on his body—

I'm not even kidding with this shit, check it out. God stood by and watched the "good guys" eat a baby.

[houseofcantor]

Ignorant cockspittle. How is this assmunch not banned yet?

Because bacon.

I'm told this ignorant cockspittle will be delivering two pounds of bacon to anyone here not calling for his bannage.

OK that makes sense. But he's just vile and ignorant and gives god a bad name. 

[Longhorn]

Yes, very good Danny! If object A acts on object B, object B acts on object A with the same force but in opposite directions! Good job demonstrating Newton's third law of motion, although your example lacks application in reality. B-!

[TheRocketSurgeon]

Mindlessly regurgitating biblical claims is preaching. We've heard it countless times and to date there is absolutely no evidence for the claims or compelling reasons to accept them.

Oh. Interesting.

I thought that "mindlessly regurgitating biblical claims" was "Christianity".

It's all I ever see them do.