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 (October 31, 2015 at 3:05 am)Thumpalumpacus Wrote:(October 26, 2015 at 12:01 pm)TheRocketSurgeon Wrote: The reason Sarai/Sarah was still lovely is because they were only middle-aged. She might've been past likely childbearing age, but certainly not "old" except by modern standards. You should know that. According to your mythology, Abram/Abraham lived to be 175, so being 90 would be roughly 52% of his total lifespan, or roughly equivalent to my age, now (I am 39, with an average life-expectancy of 76 years, putting me at 52% of my total lifespan). My Beloved is still pretty attractive, as am I, no? Meh. Spanking a 140-year-old is like slapping your dry cleaning. For me, no one a day over 120 will do. Ageism? Perhaps. But a man likes what he likes, and I like them young.  (October 31, 2015 at 10:12 am)Crossless1 Wrote:(October 31, 2015 at 3:05 am)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: I'm not going to lie, I love slapping around 140-year-old bitches. God, how they squeal! Ha ha ha!  I always tell my Beloved, when she hints that she might be wondering if I'll ever leave her, that when she turns 80 (I'll be 87), and not before, I'm going to trade her in for a younger model. Just want to make sure she knows the deal, up front.
A Christian told me: if you were saved you cant lose your salvation. you're sealed with the Holy Ghost
I replied: Can I refuse? Because I find the entire concept of vicarious blood sacrifice atonement to be morally abhorrent, the concept of holding flawed creatures permanently accountable for social misbehaviors and thought crimes to be morally abhorrent, and the concept of calling something "free" when it comes with the strings of subjugation and obedience perhaps the most morally abhorrent of all... and that's without even going into the history of justifying genocide, slavery, rape, misogyny, religious intolerance, and suppression of free speech which has been attributed by your own scriptures to your deity. I want a refund. I would burn happily rather than serve the monster you profess to love.  (October 31, 2015 at 10:12 am)Crossless1 Wrote:(October 31, 2015 at 3:05 am)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: I'm not going to lie, I love slapping around 140-year-old bitches. God, how they squeal! Shit, at 120 they don't have any experience. They don't know what they're doing. (October 31, 2015 at 1:13 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote:(October 31, 2015 at 10:12 am)Crossless1 Wrote: Meh. Spanking a 140-year-old is like slapping your dry cleaning. For me, no one a day over 120 will do. That's why you make them call you Daddy. 
Ummmm... 140? No one has even ever lived that long on this planet yet! And barely anyone 120!
If it gets any worse it's going to end up like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2B_Yw-JAnuw |
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