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Fuck Christmas!
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#11
RE: Fuck Christmas!
December 22, 2010 at 11:55 pm (This post was last modified: December 22, 2010 at 11:57 pm by Oldandeasilyconfused.)
(December 22, 2010 at 10:33 pm)Shell B Wrote: Why don't we just call it fuckmas and celebrate fucking?


I support that 100%,if and only if I'm the recipient of some cheerful,enthusiastic and above all, patient charity fucking. I have no prideAngel Cloud


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#12
RE: Fuck Christmas!
December 23, 2010 at 12:18 am
LOL

I hope for you that it lasts longer that your venture into retail Wink
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#13
RE: Fuck Christmas!
December 23, 2010 at 1:53 am
Shel, that says it all.

Just today we were sitting in a restaurant and they were playing that syrupy, sickening, elevator-music dog shit endlessly and I thought "If I had a gun I'd shoot that fucking speaker right out of the wall."

My wife saw me cringing and even she said " I'm with you on this....too much, way too much."

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#14
RE: Fuck Christmas!
December 23, 2010 at 4:06 am
Woo! I got a girlfriend just in time for fuckmas! Big Grin
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#15
RE: Fuck Christmas!
December 23, 2010 at 6:58 am
(December 22, 2010 at 11:55 pm)padraic Wrote:
(December 22, 2010 at 10:33 pm)Shell B Wrote: Why don't we just call it fuckmas and celebrate fucking?


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#16
RE: Fuck Christmas!
December 23, 2010 at 9:24 am

I spot a condom marketing opportunity.

Giant condoms to put presents in: Dildoes vibrators, infaltable dolls etc.

Merry Fuckmas everybody.



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#17
RE: Fuck Christmas!
December 23, 2010 at 10:51 am
Merry Christ-Myth!
Science flies us to the moon and stars. Religion flies us into buildings.

God allowed 200,000 people to die in an earthquake. So what makes you think he cares about YOUR problems?
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#18
RE: Fuck Christmas!
December 23, 2010 at 1:47 pm (This post was last modified: December 23, 2010 at 1:48 pm by thesummerqueen.)
(December 23, 2010 at 9:24 am)downbeatplumb Wrote: I spot a condom marketing opportunity.

Giant condoms to put presents in: Dildoes vibrators, infaltable dolls etc.

Merry Fuckmas everybody.

Now I understand the conversation in the shoutbox. huzzah.

anyway, a good friend of mine and I spent last holiday season coming up with spectacular names for religious themed sex toys. We didn't stop at Christianity - Jewish...wiccan...muslim... I will have to try and dig those e-mail threads out of obscurity
Also, my house will be empty except for me for fuckmas. Wish away. I've got nothing better to do.
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#19
RE: Fuck Christmas!
December 23, 2010 at 4:57 pm
You can fuck yourself for fuckmas, if you're alone. Cheapest gift ever.
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#20
RE: Fuck Christmas!
December 23, 2010 at 5:03 pm
Wise words from the angel of Fuckmas.
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