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I am the One True Turtle

Poll: do you bow down to The One True Turtle?
This poll is closed.
Yes! I bow before your Omni-Turtleyness! G-Rob is the anti-turtle!
9.09%
 1 9.09%
Robvalue is indeed God-Rob/G-Rob. You are the imposter now go fuck yourself shit for brains!
18.18%
 2 18.18%
i iz undecided can i haz cookie while i wait make decision-timings?
72.73%
 8 72.73%
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I am the One True Turtle
Edwardo Piet Away
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RE: I am the One True Turtle
November 16, 2015 at 3:29 pm
(November 16, 2015 at 3:10 pm)Rhythm Wrote: I feel a bit like Noah right now.  Betrayed by my god.  I'll take my services nextdoor, to Anusius, see how many converts you get when I'm on overwatch at your cathedral arch with my rifle.

Sacrifices for my turtle anus may be necessary.... but my prophecy saith that after the coming of the anti-turtle AKA G-Rob the impostor there be a new coming, the coming of the Turtle Kingdom of Manslutiness.
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RE: I am the One True Turtle
November 16, 2015 at 3:32 pm (This post was last modified: November 16, 2015 at 3:37 pm by Edwardo Piet.)
(November 16, 2015 at 3:14 pm)TheRealJoeFish Wrote: You done fucked up:  you included a choice in your poll that includes "can i haz cookie".  Any rational person will choose hazzing cookie over not hazzing cookie.  Your third option could have been "i will stab out my eyes but can i haz cookie plz" and it still would've been at least a 10/10/80 split

Fool. Do you not know that within the Turtle Cookie therein lies the Turtle-Faith-Inducing-Happifying-Herb-Of-Loss-Of-All-Reason? Also known as the The One True Turtley Key to Paradise, and also often shortened to the Totty Key of Bliss? Consume it and you shall be in a stupor of delirium with no choice but to engage in Totty Belief within minutes: submitting to my little turtle anus.
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November 16, 2015 at 10:24 pm
why don't animal cookies have a turtle shape ?
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#24
RE: I am the One True Turtle
November 16, 2015 at 10:31 pm
It's time for your self delusion cure. I got the pot on the stove. The cauldron awaits you salmonella ridden thing.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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RE: I am the One True Turtle
November 16, 2015 at 10:50 pm
Something smells fishy here.

How come the great turtle overseer hasn't got 2 cents to rub together and isn't knowledgeable in the arcane art of sorting out his own fucking problems in windows 7 device manager?

I smells herrings! Red ones!
Oh please forgive him great wise GRob, he knows not what he does!
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Know God, Know fear.
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RE: I am the One True Turtle
November 16, 2015 at 10:53 pm
Oh no I iz losings 1-0 to the anti-turtle Sad
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November 16, 2015 at 10:54 pm
(November 16, 2015 at 10:50 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Something smells fishy here.

How come the great turtle overseer hasn't got 2 cents to rub together and isn't knowledgeable in the arcane art of sorting out his own fucking problems in windows 7 device manager?  

I smells herrings! Red ones!
Oh please forgive him great wise GRob, he knows not what he does!

AHA! I fixed my computer already hours ago! I updated all the drivers mwhahahahah.
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November 16, 2015 at 11:20 pm
That proves turtle is real.
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RE: I am the One True Turtle
November 16, 2015 at 11:56 pm
Yes, as real as thoughts in my head.
Can you prove to us that you are not just one turtle from an endless line of turtles all the way down?
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RE: I am the One True Turtle
November 17, 2015 at 12:02 am
I am indeed that turtle. I am the one at the top before all the others leading all the way down. I am the one true turtle.

Also I haz snail on my back:

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