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I am the One True Turtle

Poll: do you bow down to The One True Turtle?
This poll is closed.
Yes! I bow before your Omni-Turtleyness! G-Rob is the anti-turtle!
9.09%
 1 9.09%
Robvalue is indeed God-Rob/G-Rob. You are the imposter now go fuck yourself shit for brains!
18.18%
 2 18.18%
i iz undecided can i haz cookie while i wait make decision-timings?
72.73%
 8 72.73%
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#81
RE: I am the One True Turtle
December 2, 2015 at 2:28 am
(December 2, 2015 at 1:43 am)robvalue Wrote: So I think we can all agree on the results of this poll. The hierarchy can be:

Me (God)
One true turtle (Cushy desk job, no hard feelings)
Everyone else (Plebs)
hahahhahahahhahahahhahaha

ok mate, have fun not existing.
Which is better:
To die with ignorance, or to live with intelligence?

Truth doesn't accommodate to personal opinions.
The choice is yours. 
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#82
RE: I am the One True Turtle
December 2, 2015 at 3:09 am (This post was last modified: December 2, 2015 at 3:10 am by robvalue.)
Indeed! I don't exist at all, but I'm doing a good job of convincing people that I do. I've got people talking to me even Tongue

Classic God stuff.
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#83
RE: I am the One True Turtle
December 2, 2015 at 2:21 pm
The one true turtle admits defeat and has decided to settle for being a lemony turtle manslut.
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RE: I am the One True Turtle
December 2, 2015 at 4:43 pm
It was a close thing. It would have been a draw had I not voted for myself!

It seems cookies are the real gods.
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RE: I am the One True Turtle
December 2, 2015 at 6:28 pm
Indeed.

And the cookie monster is Satan.
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