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I am the One True Turtle

Poll: do you bow down to The One True Turtle?
This poll is closed.
Yes! I bow before your Omni-Turtleyness! G-Rob is the anti-turtle!
9.09%
 1 9.09%
Robvalue is indeed God-Rob/G-Rob. You are the imposter now go fuck yourself shit for brains!
18.18%
 2 18.18%
i iz undecided can i haz cookie while i wait make decision-timings?
72.73%
 8 72.73%
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I am the One True Turtle
Edwardo Piet Away
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#61
RE: I am the One True Turtle
November 23, 2015 at 11:52 am (This post was last modified: November 23, 2015 at 11:52 am by Edwardo Piet.)
The anti-turtle may win the polls, but he won't win the posting war!

G-Rob may have advantage but ever seen tortoise and the hare? Wink
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#62
RE: I am the One True Turtle
November 23, 2015 at 6:59 pm
That was a fairy tale to give hope to those losing the race...
Besides, G-Rob might own rabbits but he isn't one...
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#63
RE: I am the One True Turtle
November 23, 2015 at 7:07 pm (This post was last modified: November 23, 2015 at 7:07 pm by Edwardo Piet.)
Only time will tell Wink

I think I had 9000 posts in october and I'm now 12000 already? That's in less than 2 months?

EDIT: Oh 13,000 now.
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RE: I am the One True Turtle
November 23, 2015 at 7:29 pm
[Image: post+turtle.bmp]

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: I am the One True Turtle
November 23, 2015 at 7:34 pm (This post was last modified: November 23, 2015 at 7:34 pm by Edwardo Piet.)
Place me on the Totem and worship me by feeding me strawberries.

Turtle's like strawberries:

[Image: ummcl.jpg]

I ask my selfingz questions and then I answer them all by myself-eez.
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RE: I am the One True Turtle
November 23, 2015 at 7:42 pm
No, I've just declared myself the anti-turtle.

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#67
RE: I am the One True Turtle
November 23, 2015 at 8:41 pm
Fortunately for turtleboy here, it doesn't quite work like that.
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RE: I am the One True Turtle
November 23, 2015 at 8:42 pm
We shall see....

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RE: I am the One True Turtle
November 23, 2015 at 10:36 pm
So we shall.
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RE: I am the One True Turtle
November 23, 2015 at 10:40 pm
War is on, shelly.

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