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I am the One True Turtle

Poll: do you bow down to The One True Turtle?
This poll is closed.
Yes! I bow before your Omni-Turtleyness! G-Rob is the anti-turtle!
9.09%
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Robvalue is indeed God-Rob/G-Rob. You are the imposter now go fuck yourself shit for brains!
18.18%
 2 18.18%
i iz undecided can i haz cookie while i wait make decision-timings?
72.73%
 8 72.73%
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I am the One True Turtle
Edwardo Piet Away
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#51
RE: I am the One True Turtle
November 18, 2015 at 3:22 am (This post was last modified: November 18, 2015 at 3:22 am by Edwardo Piet.)
So I The One True Turtle say stuff and that's evidence that I am The One True Turtle! Yay!

See, I'm fallacious like a truly godly being should be.
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#52
RE: I am the One True Turtle
November 18, 2015 at 8:17 am
It's evidence that someone exists who is claiming to be this ninja hero turtle god or something!

I am the only god who has performed public miracles.
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RE: I am the One True Turtle
November 18, 2015 at 8:32 am
Miracle! It's a G-Rob miracle!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfJPIEasrc8
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RE: I am the One True Turtle
November 18, 2015 at 8:45 am
turtle = tasty
turtle-god = divinely tasty

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RE: I am the One True Turtle
November 18, 2015 at 12:56 pm (This post was last modified: November 18, 2015 at 12:56 pm by Edwardo Piet.)
See Magi has faith in my supreme deliciousness.

G-rob you are an imposter and the anti-turtle! Everyone knows that the turtle-satan gave you evidence and videos to lead the true believers astray to test their faith in turtleyness. The only true path to divinity is to have faith in my highly irrational faith, just like any other faith (they're all highly irrational of course).

Do we have any takers at all to have faith in my complete total and utter turtleyness? I know it's highly rational and stupid, but this is a religion we're talking about so what do you expect? If G-Rob has evidence then he can't be a true God and his religion must be fake: Evidence defies the very definition of godliness.

So have the brainwashing turtley cookies kicked in yet?
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RE: I am the One True Turtle
November 19, 2015 at 5:00 am
You win! I surrender. You really are the one true God.

And by God logic, that means you're not, and I am. Psych!
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RE: I am the One True Turtle
November 19, 2015 at 6:36 am
Evie, I used to be Spock, look at me now. Rob did this to me. How can I not believe?
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Know God, Know fear.
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RE: I am the One True Turtle
November 23, 2015 at 12:14 am (This post was last modified: November 23, 2015 at 12:14 am by Edwardo Piet.)
It was because he used his satantic anti-turtle powers to rob your spockiness from you! Rob them from you I say!

See, the clue is in the name! "Rob"! Trust in TOTT.
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RE: I am the One True Turtle
November 23, 2015 at 12:54 am
I don't trust exoskeleton gods or cyborgs! Sorry!
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RE: I am the One True Turtle
November 23, 2015 at 11:17 am
I'm still winning! Even if one of the votes was mine.

Since I'm the one and only God, my vote should be worth like 10 or something.
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