Our server costs ~$56 per month to run. Please consider donating or becoming a Patron to help keep the site running. Help us gain new members by following us on Twitter and liking our page on Facebook!
Current time: December 12, 2024, 9:53 am

Thread Rating:
  • 0 Vote(s) - 0 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
Why I Can No Longer be an Atheist
#11
RE: Why I Can No Longer be an Atheist
He was feral for over 10 months before I conferred the blessing of domesticity upon him, for which he has been eternally grateful.

One might think greater piety and fealty would be more evident in the cafeteria Christian world from all their apparent blessings they keep going on about.
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




Reply
#12
RE: Why I Can No Longer be an Atheist
(December 7, 2015 at 10:31 am)vorlon13 Wrote: He was feral for over 10 months before I conferred the blessing of domesticity upon him, for which he has been eternally grateful.

One might think greater piety and fealty would be more evident in the cafeteria Christian world from all their apparent blessings they keep going on about.
Maybe if Yahweh took a few tips from cat lovers he'd know to get all that fealty. His "blessings" tend to be rather mixed.
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.

I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.

Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire

Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.
Reply
#13
RE: Why I Can No Longer be an Atheist
"Go Blow Me Out My Ass" just doesn't seem to work.
Reply
#14
RE: Why I Can No Longer be an Atheist
(December 7, 2015 at 8:35 am)Quantum Wrote: @Rhonda

Do you know Gaarder's "Sophies World"?

I love that book.

@ Rhonda, please never scare me with a thread title like that again! Phew.
Reply
#15
RE: Why I Can No Longer be an Atheist
(December 7, 2015 at 8:33 am)Homeless Nutter Wrote: I am God to the 100 trillion bacteria living in my body. I can't directly control their lives, I can't hear, let alone answer their prayers and I probably wouldn't give a sh*t, even if I could - but the poor deluded little f*ckers don't know that. Tongue

I'm just gonna say it...

Midichlorians.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
Reply
#16
RE: Why I Can No Longer be an Atheist
(December 7, 2015 at 1:24 pm)Minimalist Wrote: "Go Blow Me Out My Ass" just doesn't seem to work.

Great title for your autobiography though. Big Grin
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
Reply
#17
RE: Why I Can No Longer be an Atheist
Any delusions I had about being a god quietly died when I got married. It's hard to have such self-regard when you have someone remind you daily that you're wrong about almost everything.
Reply
#18
RE: Why I Can No Longer be an Atheist
When talking to a woman, especially a wife or person of similar distinction, always remember the golden rule: "this conversation will be recorded for quality and training purposes".
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
Reply
#19
RE: Why I Can No Longer be an Atheist
(December 7, 2015 at 2:18 pm)Crossless1 Wrote: Any delusions I had about being a god quietly died when I got married. It's hard to have such self-regard when you have someone remind you daily that you're wrong about almost everything.

Would you like for me to evaluate you and note areas that you're doing fine at ??
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




Reply
#20
RE: Why I Can No Longer be an Atheist
(December 7, 2015 at 8:20 am)Rhondazvous Wrote: DISCLAIMER:
I just remembered, Vic doesn’t like any kind of god, even if it’s a good god. But Vic, I’m not YOUR god, so please don’t hate me because I love you.

Not to worry Rhonda, since I'm not directly affected by your divinity and kinda busy leading the charge in the War On Christmas, no hate here c: love you too
Reply



Possibly Related Threads...
Thread Author Replies Views Last Post
  How can you promote a youtube atheist channel? Modern Atheism 5 114 December 3, 2024 at 11:29 am
Last Post: BrianSoddingBoru4
  I no longer accept social distancing. onlinebiker 11 1717 April 13, 2021 at 10:49 pm
Last Post: LadyForCamus
  Miracle. Born again, again. I'm no longer atheist. Fruity 29 7327 November 3, 2013 at 3:49 am
Last Post: Angrboda



Users browsing this thread: 1 Guest(s)