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How much do you love me?

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How much do you love me?
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How much do you love me?
December 10, 2015 at 4:12 am
I know that I am not here as much anymore.

I blame it on work.

Honestly, we slave ourselves toward what purpose?

For a continuance of a life we cannot better unless we miraculously win the lottery?

Anywho, here I am.
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RE: How much do you love me?
December 10, 2015 at 4:32 am
How much do I love you? Gosh, that's a toughie. I generally rate my love for total strangers on a scale, with the low end being a severe case of jock itch, and the high end being driving my Lambo full of krugerrand at 120mph while simultaneously getting blown by a 19 year old Maureen O'Hara.

I can honestly say that you fall somewhere in the middle.

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RE: How much do you love me?
December 10, 2015 at 4:53 am
I love you like a God!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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RE: How much do you love me?
December 10, 2015 at 4:54 am
120 mph!? Come on, live a little!
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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RE: How much do you love me?
December 10, 2015 at 5:06 am
(December 10, 2015 at 4:54 am)Quantum Wrote: 120 mph!? Come on, live a little!

I would, but kruggerand denting my bum cheeks coupled with a beej is a tad distracting.

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December 10, 2015 at 5:09 am
This thread is about how much you love me, please do not deviate.
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RE: How much do you love me?
December 10, 2015 at 5:13 am
Ok, back to the topic.

To My Valentine, by Ogden Nash

More than a catbird hates a cat,
Or a criminal hates a clue,
Or the Axis hates the United States,
That's how much I love you.

I love you more than a duck can swim,
And more than a grapefruit squirts,
I love you more than a gin rummy is a bore,
And more than a toothache hurts.

As a shipwrecked sailor hates the sea,
Or a juggler hates a shove,
As a hostess detests unexpected guests,
That's how much you I love.

I love you more than a wasp can sting,
And more than the subway jerks,
I love you as much as a beggar needs a crutch,
And more than a hangnail irks.

I swear to you by the stars above,
And below, if such there be,
As the High Court loathes perjurious oathes,
That's how you're loved by me.


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Happy now, ya needy fuck? Smile

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RE: How much do you love me?
December 10, 2015 at 5:17 am
(December 10, 2015 at 5:13 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Happy now, ya needy fuck?  Smile

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Very happy, you fucking awesome Brian.
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RE: How much do you love me?
December 10, 2015 at 5:24 am
(December 10, 2015 at 5:09 am)Kitan Wrote: This thread is about how much you love me, please do not deviate.

I don't. I occasionally agree with you, but think of you as too extreme to be worthy of much consideration.

Of course, you might have been drunk-posting.

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RE: How much do you love me?
December 10, 2015 at 5:26 am
(December 10, 2015 at 5:24 am)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: I don't. I occasionally agree with you, but think of you as too extreme to be worthy of much consideration.

Of course, you might have been drunk-posting.

My drunk posting is all too obvious.

Ask those who know me here.

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