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Real Life Witches?
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RE: Real Life Witches?
December 11, 2015 at 5:33 pm
(This post was last modified: December 11, 2015 at 5:41 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
You missed your chance to pitch a straight faced sex magic proposal to a cute wiccan girl eh? There's always tommorrow. Be a great bumper sticker wouldn't it?
"Sex with a wiccan is magical!" If I were a wiccan, that's all I'd tell anyone about wicca when they asked. That and theres this cute cover of "We wish you a mery christmas" goes along the lines of "All hail to the lord and lady"...I'd hum that all the time.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
Nah, I tried to get chicks by doing all those tried and true methods - work in the computer lab, take science courses, major in finance, listen to Bartok, play chess. Sure fire methods!
Unfortunately, I didn't realize those methods don't work until after you get your degree, have a career, buy a BMW and pretend to be a producer for HBO. Talk about delayed gratification. Wiccan dude seems so much quicker in retrospect. "Sex with a wiccan is magical!" - love it!  RE: Real Life Witches?
December 11, 2015 at 5:51 pm
(This post was last modified: December 11, 2015 at 5:53 pm by Edwardo Piet.)
I would never come up with any sort of scheme to get a girl to like me, they either like me for me or not at all.
That might explain why I've barely ever had any sex though. But I don't want sex from someone who wants to fuck me for an ulterior reason. If they want to fuck me it should be because they're attracted to me. Or at the very least: They're horny and see me as an outlet. If they're after me for my success or money or style or anything else like that, fuck that. RE: Real Life Witches?
December 11, 2015 at 6:00 pm
(This post was last modified: December 11, 2015 at 6:04 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
Cmon..she totally wants to hear you tell her that you're an astronaut..that's why she's trolling bars at the cape with a 3 mm miniskirt on...to find guys who say they're astronauts.....you have to be able to appreciate a little fantasy and give her what she wants.
 I'm trying to remember a single time a girl at a bar ever led in with the question..."So, you're an -X-..right?" that I didn't immediately respond in the affirmative, huge smile on my face. I always assumed that was the right answer.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
RE: Real Life Witches?
December 11, 2015 at 6:33 pm
(This post was last modified: December 11, 2015 at 6:34 pm by Edwardo Piet.)
Ha, in all seriousness, any fantasies between me and a hot girl remain inside the bedroom
(Or wherever else I'm fucking her).I don't lie about who I am to get sex 
RE: Real Life Witches?
December 11, 2015 at 7:09 pm
(This post was last modified: December 11, 2015 at 7:09 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
It's all fantasy. From hello to goodbye...which kind of brings us back round to real witches, don't it?
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
 (December 11, 2015 at 7:12 pm)Evie Wrote: When a half dressed lady meets you at a bar, she wants you to tell her whatever she needs to hear to make her feel less guilty about having sex with some dude she met at a bar. Or whatever she needs to hear so she can tell her friends all about this amazing astronaut she screwed without feeling like she's lying. She knows you're not really an astronaut, but she doesn't want you to tell her that.  RE: Real Life Witches?
April 2, 2016 at 6:13 am
(This post was last modified: April 2, 2016 at 8:43 am by Cyberman.)
This boy was abandoned because his parents thought he was a witch
Saved from clutches of religion. Administrator Notice
Edited to add hide tags -- Stimbo
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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