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Should the Poor be helped?
#71
RE: Should the Poor be helped?
(December 15, 2015 at 5:04 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: But only the wretched women.

Best kind.
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#72
RE: Should the Poor be helped?
Honestly CL, I was at the office when I read your earlier queef wisdom (queefdom?). The people in the near vacinity wanted to know what was so funny, naturally.

I surprised myself with how easily I lied, bloody convincing too.
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#73
RE: Should the Poor be helped?
(December 15, 2015 at 5:10 pm)God of Mr. Hanky Wrote:
(December 15, 2015 at 5:04 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: But only the wretched women.

Only the heathens who fornicate are so punished? It figures, the favoritism!

How is it really punishment when said "queef" has no appearance, sound, smell, nor other effect?

Can you tell us about the care and feeding of queefs, if that's even possible?

 When a girl is a virgin, she does not queef. If they queef, it means they are impure and had pre-marital sex. The queef is a demon being released from their genitals. The more they queef, the more pre-marital sex they have had. It is the way God designed women so men would know if they are impure on their wedding night.
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly." 

-walsh
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#74
RE: Should the Poor be helped?
(December 15, 2015 at 6:26 pm)SofaKingHigh Wrote: Honestly CL, I was at the office when I read your earlier queef wisdom (queefdom?).  The people in the near vacinity wanted to know what was so funny, naturally.

I surprised myself with how easily I lied, bloody convincing too.

You should have educated them on queef.
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly." 

-walsh
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#75
RE: Should the Poor be helped?
(December 15, 2015 at 6:38 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote:
(December 15, 2015 at 6:26 pm)SofaKingHigh Wrote: Honestly CL, I was at the office when I read your earlier queef wisdom (queefdom?).  The people in the near vacinity wanted to know what was so funny, naturally.

I surprised myself with how easily I lied, bloody convincing too.

You should have educated them on queef.

Not quite the place or people unfortunately.
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#76
RE: Should the Poor be helped?
(December 15, 2015 at 6:35 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote:
(December 15, 2015 at 5:10 pm)God of Mr. Hanky Wrote: Only the heathens who fornicate are so punished? It figures, the favoritism!

How is it really punishment when said "queef" has no appearance, sound, smell, nor other effect?

Can you tell us about the care and feeding of queefs, if that's even possible?

 When a girl is a virgin, she does not queef. If they queef, it means they are impure and had pre-marital sex. The queef is a demon being released from their genitals. The more they queef, the more pre-marital sex they have had. It is the way God designed women so men would know if they are impure on their wedding night.

STOP!   ROFLOL
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#77
RE: Should the Poor be helped?
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#78
RE: Should the Poor be helped?
(December 15, 2015 at 6:35 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote:
(December 15, 2015 at 5:10 pm)God of Mr. Hanky Wrote: Only the heathens who fornicate are so punished? It figures, the favoritism!

How is it really punishment when said "queef" has no appearance, sound, smell, nor other effect?

Can you tell us about the care and feeding of queefs, if that's even possible?

 When a girl is a virgin, she does not queef. If they queef, it means they are impure and had pre-marital sex. The queef is a demon being released from their genitals. The more they queef, the more pre-marital sex they have had. It is the way God designed women so men would know if they are impure on their wedding night.

Is this what you are referring to?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_m-4VM7f3Q

(December 15, 2015 at 7:18 pm)God of Mr. Hanky Wrote:
(December 15, 2015 at 6:35 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote:  When a girl is a virgin, she does not queef. If they queef, it means they are impure and had pre-marital sex. The queef is a demon being released from their genitals. The more they queef, the more pre-marital sex they have had. It is the way God designed women so men would know if they are impure on their wedding night.

Is this what you are referring to?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_m-4VM7f3Q
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#79
RE: Should the Poor be helped?
(December 14, 2015 at 10:37 pm)TrueChristian Wrote: Also, I have read that there is a certain "purity" in being poor, in that they don't really have the same anxities/concerns as those with money have. Getting some people out of poverty might lead them to be complacent, and relying on material, instead of spiritual things for happiness.

Ah, yes. As I repeatedly said, either you're a Poe baiting, a troll or just plain stupid. Make your pick.

Purity in poverty. I'm sure, it will earn you a lot of sympathy for your homeboy among the poor. And, going by the accounts of Jesus, he would be proud of you also, since you're showing such an abundance of compassion.
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#80
RE: Should the Poor be helped?
(December 15, 2015 at 6:20 pm)Stimbo Wrote:
(December 15, 2015 at 5:04 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: But only the wretched women.

Best kind.


Not really. Wretched women are unable to control their passions and put themselves and others in danger.

I think it would be best if such women were "minded" and kept respectable until they marry the man of their dreams.

That way things like out of wedlock pregnancy, STds, and use of contraception will be much less likely to happen.
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