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*Deidre* · January 10, 2016 at 9:37 pm

(January 10, 2016 at 8:54 pm)Evie Wrote:
(January 10, 2016 at 8:18 pm)*Deidre* Wrote: So that's what inspired Romeo and Juliet?

Yep, believe it or not "Romeo and Juliet" was all based on Shakespeare's incomplete play: "Can I Haz More Mayo Please Sir?"

Here's some of the missing dialogue: it was originally going to be in Romeo and Juilet (formerly known as "Can I Haz More Mayo Please Sir?") but it didn't make the final draft:

Romeo Wrote:Juilet, we shall be together forever, but on one condition: You must accept my copious amounts of Mayo.

Juliet Wrote:Yes Sir, I will always accept your mayo sir, and we can be together forever and I shall partake of your mayo every day regardless of how much there is.

To have mayo, or to not have mayo...that haz the question.

~~Edwardo Piet~~ · January 10, 2016 at 10:52 pm

(January 10, 2016 at 9:37 pm)*Deidre* Wrote: To have mayo, or to not have mayo...that haz the question.

Perfect.

To answer the question: I already haz mayo. And I make some more later tonight Blush

ApeNotKillApe · January 10, 2016 at 11:46 pm

Would you be in any way offended if I said that you seem to me to be the visible personification of absolute perfection?
- Oscar Wilde

Thumpalumpacus · January 10, 2016 at 11:52 pm

"No one ever went broke underestimating the good taste of the American public." -- H.L. Mencken

~~Edwardo Piet~~ · (This post was last modified: January 11, 2016 at 12:04 am by Edwardo Piet.)

Leonardo Da Vinci Wrote:Any one who in discussion relies upon authority uses, not his understanding, but rather his memory. Good culture is born of a good disposition; and since the cause is more to be praised than the effect, I will rather praise a good disposition without culture, than good culture without the disposition.

Leonardo Da Vinci Wrote:The greatest deception men suffer is from their own opinions.

**The Valkyrie** · January 11, 2016 at 12:12 am

If you love something set it free.
If it returns to you it was yours.
If it doesn't hunt it down and kill it.

**The Valkyrie** · January 11, 2016 at 12:13 am

Give a man a fire and he's warm for a night.
Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life

~~Edwardo Piet~~ · January 11, 2016 at 12:14 am

There are two very important things in life:

One: Remember all the important details.
Two... I forget the second one but it's pretty important.

**The Valkyrie** · January 11, 2016 at 12:15 am

After surgery, always thank your surgeon before your god.

One has the power to reverse the results...

**The Valkyrie** · January 11, 2016 at 12:18 am

Two nuns in a minefield.

Boom, boom!

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