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Cake
February 10, 2016 at 11:37 pm
I baked a cake that looks so delicious I just want to bury my face in it. What do you think?

May not be safe for work.

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RE: Cake
February 10, 2016 at 11:39 pm
I'd let Sam Elliot molesterate it before I ate it.
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RE: Cake
February 11, 2016 at 12:18 am
You could get rich selling those at the vatican.
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RE: Cake
February 11, 2016 at 12:23 am
Finger licking good!

Vorls, have you ever tongue fucked a cake before?
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RE: Cake
February 11, 2016 at 12:43 am
Can't say that I have
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RE: Cake
February 11, 2016 at 12:45 am
Can you say that you haven't?

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RE: Cake
February 11, 2016 at 12:51 am
I think if you rearrange the words in the sentence you might come up with something . . .
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RE: Cake
February 11, 2016 at 11:11 am
(February 10, 2016 at 11:37 pm)KUSA Wrote: May not be safe for work.

May not be??? Tongue

Anyways...

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RE: Cake
February 11, 2016 at 11:30 am
I wouldn't know why that wouldn't be safe for work. It looks quite good, though.
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February 11, 2016 at 11:55 am
(February 11, 2016 at 11:30 am)Chad32 Wrote: I wouldn't know why that wouldn't be safe for work. It looks quite good, though.

Which part looks the most tasty, the banana or the chocolate center?
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