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Dyre for forum president
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#11
RE: Dyre for forum president
February 12, 2016 at 6:08 pm
What's a "forum president"? Do you get paid for that? No? Then - f*ck it, I don't care... Tongue
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#12
RE: Dyre for forum president
February 12, 2016 at 6:13 pm
Nope.

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RE: Dyre for forum president
February 12, 2016 at 6:28 pm (This post was last modified: February 12, 2016 at 6:29 pm by Alex K.)
I heard he's a phony, some group called "swift boat captains against dyre" told me so...
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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RE: Dyre for forum president
February 12, 2016 at 6:48 pm
(February 12, 2016 at 5:34 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Dyre, before I can give you my vote, I'll need to know your position on homeless, homosexual, refugee wallabies.

Boru

Okay my stance on the homeless 

1. We need to increase the minimum wage to living wage as for the homeless we will support them get them a job a temporary shelter 
also the right resources to get them to work.

2. Homosexuals i have no ill will against people of the LGBT+  community Big Grin

3. Ahh wallabies we give them some land some where in nature and tell construction crews and
any land development crews/companies to go fuck off leave nature and the wallabies alone.
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RE: Dyre for forum president
February 12, 2016 at 7:08 pm
Are you going to build any fucking walls?
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RE: Dyre for forum president
February 12, 2016 at 7:14 pm
(February 12, 2016 at 7:08 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Are you going to build any fucking walls?

I  don't need to build any walls
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RE: Dyre for forum president
February 12, 2016 at 7:48 pm
CD spends most of his time sleeping on the job. It's a safe assumption that CD has had sex out of wedlock. When asked if he knew the whereabouts of his socks, CD said "No." Do you really want a forum president who doesn't know wear his socks are?

Vote Dyres.






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I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

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RE: Dyre for forum president
February 12, 2016 at 8:35 pm
(February 12, 2016 at 6:48 pm)dyresand Wrote:
(February 12, 2016 at 5:34 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Dyre, before I can give you my vote, I'll need to know your position on homeless, homosexual, refugee wallabies.

Boru

Okay my stance on the homeless 

1. We need to increase the minimum wage to living wage as for the homeless we will support them get them a job a temporary shelter 
also the right resources to get them to work.

2. Homosexuals i have no ill will against people of the LGBT+  community Big Grin

3. Ahh wallabies we give them some land some where in nature and tell construction crews and
any land development crews/companies to go fuck off leave nature and the wallabies alone.

You mistake my meaning. I meant refugee wallabies who are homeless and homosexual.

Boru
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RE: Dyre for forum president
February 12, 2016 at 8:45 pm
Quote:Do you really want a forum president who doesn't know wear his socks are?

Fucking right, I do. I feel a strong connection to a candidate with lost-sock issues.

Boru
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RE: Dyre for forum president
February 12, 2016 at 8:55 pm
(February 12, 2016 at 8:35 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(February 12, 2016 at 6:48 pm)dyresand Wrote: Okay my stance on the homeless 

1. We need to increase the minimum wage to living wage as for the homeless we will support them get them a job a temporary shelter 
also the right resources to get them to work.

2. Homosexuals i have no ill will against people of the LGBT+  community Big Grin

3. Ahh wallabies we give them some land some where in nature and tell construction crews and
any land development crews/companies to go fuck off leave nature and the wallabies alone.

You mistake my meaning.  I meant refugee wallabies who are homeless and homosexual.  

Boru

In that case they are welcome i am the Oprah of forum presidents. Big Grin
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