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RE: Never have I ever...
February 21, 2016 at 11:23 pm
(February 21, 2016 at 10:46 pm)MTL Wrote: (February 21, 2016 at 10:38 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Never have I ever farted.
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I flinched when I said that. I wanted to say "never have I ever number threed", but then they wouldn't know what I was talking about. And so, I made the ultimate sacrifice... I said the f-a-r-t word.
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly."
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RE: Never have I ever...
February 21, 2016 at 11:41 pm
(February 21, 2016 at 11:39 pm)MTL Wrote: (February 21, 2016 at 11:23 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: I flinched when I said that. I wanted to say "never have I ever number threed", but then they wouldn't know what I was talking about. And so, I made the ultimate sacrifice... I said the f-a-r-t word. 
I....I don't know where we go from here.
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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RE: Never have I ever...
February 22, 2016 at 1:49 am
Never have I indulged in cannabis before breakfast.
*drinks*
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RE: Never have I ever...
February 22, 2016 at 2:17 am
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(February 21, 2016 at 9:40 pm)Yeauxleaux Wrote: (February 21, 2016 at 3:08 am)Mamacita Wrote: Yeeey! Someone played!
Never have I ever faked a phone call and let the phone convo go on for a bit in order to avoid an even more awkward situation.
*drinks*
Not faked, but I've stalled people on the phone before to avoid talking to people in front of me I'm not in the mood for
Never have I ever had sex on a plane
I've never. But did you drink on this one, or no? Have you?
(February 21, 2016 at 9:46 pm)Stimbo Wrote: No, I've never had that either. Sad now.
Never have I ever faked taking a phone call so I can politely ignore street preachers and marketing people.
*drink*
*drink! Phones are a wonderful thing!
(February 21, 2016 at 10:38 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Or queefed.
Bahahaha! You're funny. High five!
(February 22, 2016 at 1:49 am)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Never have I indulged in cannabis before breakfast.
*drinks*
I've never...
Never have I ever been high at church!
*drinks
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RE: Never have I ever...
February 22, 2016 at 2:20 am
I've never.
Never have I been stoned at work.
*drinks*
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RE: Never have I ever...
February 22, 2016 at 2:23 am
(February 22, 2016 at 2:20 am)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: I've never.
Never have I been stoned at work.
*drinks*
*drinks
Never have I ever take booze to work and pass it off as Squirt.
*drinks
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RE: Never have I ever...
February 22, 2016 at 2:37 am
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Never Have I Ever
Pissed on the door of an evangelical church
Not that this sin of omission will necessarily go forever unmitigated!
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RE: Never have I ever...
February 22, 2016 at 3:10 am
Never have I ever had sex with a woman.
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