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#21
RE: Never have I ever...
February 22, 2016 at 8:15 am
Never have I ever had sex with three women at the same time.
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#22
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February 22, 2016 at 11:26 am
(February 22, 2016 at 2:37 am)God of Mr. Hanky Wrote: Never Have I Ever

Pissed on the door of an evangelical church
Not that this sin of omission will necessarily go forever unmitigated!

No, that's the sin of emission. And I have never. Incidentally, why did you specify an evangelical church? Have you watered every other kind of church but?
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#23
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February 23, 2016 at 12:49 am
(February 22, 2016 at 11:26 am)IStimbo Wrote:
(February 22, 2016 at 2:37 am)God of Mr. Hanky Wrote: Never Have I Ever

Pissed on the door of an evangelical church
Not that this sin of omission will necessarily go forever unmitigated!

No, that's the sin of emission. And I have never. Incidentally, why did you specify an evangelical church? Have you watered every other kind of church but?
I think he/she has pissed at an evangelical church, but we won't know unless there's a drink or denial. 

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February 23, 2016 at 6:23 am
(February 21, 2016 at 10:38 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Never have I ever farted.

Never have I ever farted in the subway to get a seat.
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February 23, 2016 at 7:22 am (This post was last modified: February 23, 2016 at 7:22 am by ignoramus.)
(February 21, 2016 at 10:38 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Never have I ever farted.



It's only till you get married that you get an arsehole, that's why!

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