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RE: My Cat Climbed All Over My Laptop
March 10, 2016 at 6:09 pm
Cat touches the wrong shit, cat dies.
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RE: My Cat Climbed All Over My Laptop
March 10, 2016 at 6:11 pm
(March 10, 2016 at 6:02 pm)Brian37 Wrote: (March 10, 2016 at 1:18 pm)The_Empress Wrote: Never mind! Fixed it! Filter was turned on or something.
Kit- She's in my lap when I'm on the comp more times than not. She's just evil, I swear. This is the same cat who I thought was having a seizure one day, but it turned out she had somehow eaten a bag of magic mushrooms. Took her to the vet, made sure she was ok, and the next day she went back for more.
Evil.
No, she is not evil. Maybe her behaviors you are not used to, but it still is your responsibility to keep things out of reach if you don't want the cat to get into those things.
My mom's cat is paranoid of strangers and men, it has never gotten used to me. But my cat loves me and we are best buddies. He's gotten into things too, cost me a trip to the vet an x rays to find out he had not swallowed a plastic milk bottle tab. But just yesterday he puked up a twig I must have drug in on my shoe when I came into the house.
I'm sure you still love your cat regardless.
Brian, I know you mean well, but your sense of humor could use a little boost. In case you were really worried about it, yes, I love my cat.
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RE: My Cat Climbed All Over My Laptop
March 10, 2016 at 6:38 pm
A dog would never do that.
Just sayin'.
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RE: My Cat Climbed All Over My Laptop
March 10, 2016 at 6:45 pm
(March 10, 2016 at 12:57 pm)The_Empress Wrote: I fell asleep with my laptop open next to me last night, and my cat climbed all over it. Now, the keyboard makes a clicking sound through the speakers whenever I hit a key, and won't allow any repeated keystrokes. Just typing the word "allow" is a royal pain in the ass. As is the word "ass". Does anyone have any idea what she did and how to fix it? I want to drop kick her into the ocean right now. She's evil. She turned on "Sticky Keys". Go to the Accessibility section and turn it off.
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RE: My Cat Climbed All Over My Laptop
March 10, 2016 at 6:51 pm
She got it handled, the cat survived.
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RE: My Cat Climbed All Over My Laptop
March 10, 2016 at 7:06 pm
(March 10, 2016 at 6:38 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: A dog would never do that.
Just sayin'.
The dog's just clumsier.
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RE: My Cat Climbed All Over My Laptop
March 10, 2016 at 7:32 pm
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They're so well behaved when they're asleep though....
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RE: My Cat Climbed All Over My Laptop
March 10, 2016 at 7:34 pm
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Empress...no shit, your cat is moonlighting. That's -my- cat. That's Grey Cat.
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RE: My Cat Climbed All Over My Laptop
March 10, 2016 at 7:46 pm
(March 10, 2016 at 7:34 pm)Rhythm Wrote: Empress...no shit, your cat is moonlighting. That's -my- cat. That's Grey Cat.
Doppelgangers!!!
I mean, I have no idea what she does at night... like, at all. I'd stick a GoPro on her, but I've tried a collar on her eight times, and it's not a day before it's never seen again, so I don't trust hundreds of dollars worth of equipment on her. Maybe she got her pilot's license and hops from coast to coast every morning and evening.
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RE: My Cat Climbed All Over My Laptop
March 10, 2016 at 7:50 pm
It's a cat, she walks through a mirror in your house...and he comes out a mirror in mine. Planes, pfft, planes are for silly people.
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