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Dildos are a portal to the demonic realm!!

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Dildos are a portal to the demonic realm!!
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RE: Dildos are a portal to the demonic realm!!
April 13, 2016 at 9:49 pm (This post was last modified: April 13, 2016 at 9:49 pm by Edwardo Piet.)
(April 13, 2016 at 9:44 pm)mh.brewer Wrote:
(April 13, 2016 at 9:06 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: So, is "demonic realm" a euphemism for the vagina?

Only one week a month. AAAAAhahahahahahahaha

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Dildos are a portal to the demonic realm!!
April 13, 2016 at 9:57 pm (This post was last modified: April 13, 2016 at 9:58 pm by LadyForCamus.)
(April 13, 2016 at 9:44 pm)mh.brewer Wrote:
(April 13, 2016 at 9:06 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: So, is "demonic realm" a euphemism for the vagina?

Only one week a month. AAAAAhahahahahahahaha


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#43
RE: Dildos are a portal to the demonic realm!!
April 13, 2016 at 11:01 pm
The exorcism of anally rose.
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RE: Dildos are a portal to the demonic realm!!
April 13, 2016 at 11:17 pm
(April 13, 2016 at 9:09 pm)Evie Wrote: I dunno.

But it's certainly my favorite naughty place.

Only because you haven't bottomed for me.

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RE: Dildos are a portal to the demonic realm!!
April 13, 2016 at 11:20 pm (This post was last modified: April 13, 2016 at 11:21 pm by Edwardo Piet.)
I wouldn't want to. Soz, I know you want my turtley nougat so bad.

At leas Vorlon the turtlesexual has come out of the closet Big Grin
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April 13, 2016 at 11:22 pm (This post was last modified: April 13, 2016 at 11:24 pm by vorlon13.)
You're just an anal orgasm away from being a bottom turtle bitch.


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RE: Dildos are a portal to the demonic realm!!
April 13, 2016 at 11:28 pm
I knew you wanted me.

Sorry, not a bottom and I'm not attracted to masculinity or maleness Tongue

I haz severely disappointed Vorlon the turtlesexual, aw.
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RE: Dildos are a portal to the demonic realm!!
April 14, 2016 at 12:11 am
There are womens out there that will fister up your turtlyness too
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RE: Dildos are a portal to the demonic realm!!
April 14, 2016 at 12:15 am
Do submarines count as dildo's for giants?
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RE: Dildos are a portal to the demonic realm!!
April 14, 2016 at 2:21 am
(April 13, 2016 at 1:24 pm)drfuzzy Wrote: “There are such things as sex demons. And the danger in masturbating is that one could inadvertently summon a sex demon to attach itself to you through the act of masturbating. And once that demon attaches, it is difficult to get it to leave."
You know, I feel like that would be a great plot for a porno. 
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