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Dildos are a portal to the demonic realm!!

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Dildos are a portal to the demonic realm!!
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RE: Dildos are a portal to the demonic realm!!
April 13, 2016 at 4:05 pm
If every time you masturbated you summoned a sex demon, most people on these forums would have a real problem.
We'd probably have to call a demon exterminator. Would that be an exorcist?
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April 13, 2016 at 4:08 pm
I knew it!
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RE: Dildos are a portal to the demonic realm!!
April 13, 2016 at 4:10 pm
It's true of sex too.

Look at the faces some women make during sex. That's the demon appearing.
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RE: Dildos are a portal to the demonic realm!!
April 13, 2016 at 4:12 pm
(April 13, 2016 at 4:10 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: It's true of sex too.

Look at the faces some women make during sex.  That's the demon appearing.

All the more reason to smite the demon with a staff of righteousness whenever and wherever it makes its appearance.
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RE: Dildos are a portal to the demonic realm!!
April 13, 2016 at 4:13 pm
(April 13, 2016 at 4:12 pm)Crossless1 Wrote:
(April 13, 2016 at 4:10 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: It's true of sex too.

Look at the faces some women make during sex.  That's the demon appearing.

All the more reason to smite the demon with a staff of righteousness whenever and wherever it makes its appearance.

Is that what you call it?

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RE: Dildos are a portal to the demonic realm!!
April 13, 2016 at 4:15 pm
(April 13, 2016 at 4:13 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(April 13, 2016 at 4:12 pm)Crossless1 Wrote: All the more reason to smite the demon with a staff of righteousness whenever and wherever it makes its appearance.

Is that what you call it?

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RE: Dildos are a portal to the demonic realm!!
April 13, 2016 at 4:16 pm
Go deep in God's holy name!
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RE: Dildos are a portal to the demonic realm!!
April 13, 2016 at 4:19 pm
(April 13, 2016 at 4:16 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Go deep in God's holy name!

Yes, that's called "Burying the Bishop".
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RE: Dildos are a portal to the demonic realm!!
April 13, 2016 at 4:27 pm
(April 13, 2016 at 4:19 pm)Crossless1 Wrote:
(April 13, 2016 at 4:16 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Go deep in God's holy name!

Yes, that's called "Burying the Bishop".

Dammit, I wish I knew that.

A couple of years ago a guy asked if I wanted to bury the bishop and I took him literally.  I don't think they've found that particular bishop, yet!
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RE: Dildos are a portal to the demonic realm!!
April 13, 2016 at 4:31 pm
(April 13, 2016 at 4:27 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(April 13, 2016 at 4:19 pm)Crossless1 Wrote: Yes, that's called "Burying the Bishop".

Dammit, I wish I knew that.

A couple of years ago a guy asked if I wanted to bury the bishop and I took him literally.  I don't think they've found that particular bishop, yet!

Misunderstandings happen. As long as you enjoyed yourself -- that's what really matters.

I had to dispose of a clergyman once, and my idiot girlfriend at the time thought I wanted to screw. Ended up having to do both while she just laid there offering little help with either. Exhausting and frustrating night.
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