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I'm sick of these articles.
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RE: I'm sick of these articles.
April 7, 2011 at 4:33 pm
(April 7, 2011 at 4:08 pm)Minimalist Wrote: http://www.landoverbaptist.org/mail/


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I'm back. Those people are what I call True Christians. Right up there with WBC.
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RE: I'm sick of these articles.
April 7, 2011 at 4:55 pm
Yup.


A/K/A Dumbfucks.
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RE: I'm sick of these articles.
April 7, 2011 at 5:00 pm (This post was last modified: April 7, 2011 at 5:01 pm by Emporion.)
I took the Bible Punishment Quiz from Landover Baptists and it was sooooo easy!!!!
I'm shamed to say that I got a perfect 10.
All I had to do was pick the worst punishment and there were actually parts of the Bible backing each cruel answer up. I couldn't believe the Bible was that cruel. I guess when I read the book, I didn't believe everything in there without question and never thought the Bible was a compass to life today. Don't worry, I know that it is only a book.
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RE: I'm sick of these articles.
April 9, 2011 at 4:57 am
(April 7, 2011 at 4:08 pm)Minimalist Wrote: http://www.landoverbaptist.org/mail/


Be sure to come back and check in here once in a while.

Big Grin

I giggled at this one
Quote:LEGAL ACTION:
I am in the process of filing a lawsuit against the Landover Baptist Church, please pull all you videos or I will be forced to take harsher legal action.

David Harris

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— Philip Pullman
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RE: I'm sick of these articles.
April 10, 2011 at 9:54 pm
This is not a satirical newspaper but a tabloid. Some of the articles are true such as the snake loose in NYC. This particular article about the end of the world appeared in my local newspaper, The Aiken Standard some time ago. One of the guys at work cut it out and placed it on his desk as a joke.
"On Earth as it is in Heaven, the Cosmic Roots of the Bible" available on the Amazon.
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