One of my kids does that all the time. Drives me nuts.
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The Pet Peeves Thread
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One of my kids does that all the time. Drives me nuts.
Disclaimer: I am only responsible for what I say, not what you choose to understand.
In every country and every age, the priest had been hostile to Liberty.
- Thomas Jefferson
Am I the only one getting slightly aroused by that?
You may refer to me as "Oh High One."
My wife added to her surprisingly long list of pet peeves yesterday: my son and I were eating lunch when she suddenly emerged from the bedroom, raging about the sound of our spoons scraping the bowls from which we were eating stew. I mean she lost her shit. We just sat there, staring at her with identical slack-jawed expressions on our faces. It remains to be explained how the fuck she could even hear us, since the bedroom TV sounded like a damn jet taking off (one of my pet peeves) and the door was closed.
(May 25, 2016 at 10:22 am)Crossless1 Wrote: My wife added to her surprisingly long list of pet peeves yesterday: my son and I were eating lunch when she suddenly emerged from the bedroom, raging about the sound of our spoons scraping the bowls from which we were eating stew. I mean she lost her shit. We just sat there, staring at her with identical slack-jawed expressions on our faces. It remains to be explained how the fuck she could even hear us, since the bedroom TV sounded like a damn jet taking off (one of my pet peeves) and the door was closed. Rag week, another one of my pet hates too.
You may refer to me as "Oh High One."
When someone starts off talking to me with "I know this is none of my business but..." Ok, it's none of your business so just fuck off.
(May 25, 2016 at 10:24 am)SofaKingHigh Wrote:(May 25, 2016 at 10:22 am)Crossless1 Wrote: My wife added to her surprisingly long list of pet peeves yesterday: my son and I were eating lunch when she suddenly emerged from the bedroom, raging about the sound of our spoons scraping the bowls from which we were eating stew. I mean she lost her shit. We just sat there, staring at her with identical slack-jawed expressions on our faces. It remains to be explained how the fuck she could even hear us, since the bedroom TV sounded like a damn jet taking off (one of my pet peeves) and the door was closed. Nope. She's 53. It could be menopause, but the truth is she was fucking nuts before menopause and remains so now. I'm going with part canine. That would at least explain the hypersensitive hearing.
Does she like it doggy style? That would be a big clue?
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear. (May 25, 2016 at 10:13 am)SofaKingHigh Wrote: Am I the only one getting slightly aroused by that? Yes. Weirdo. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" (May 25, 2016 at 10:22 am)Crossless1 Wrote: My wife added to her surprisingly long list of pet peeves yesterday: my son and I were eating lunch when she suddenly emerged from the bedroom, raging about the sound of our spoons scraping the bowls from which we were eating stew. I mean she lost her shit. We just sat there, staring at her with identical slack-jawed expressions on our faces. It remains to be explained how the fuck she could even hear us, since the bedroom TV sounded like a damn jet taking off (one of my pet peeves) and the door was closed. Yeah, your wife is crazy. Had I heard spoons and forks scraping plates, I wouldn't throw a fit. I'd burn the house down. #misscrosslessteam
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