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#61
RE: Pet pleasures
May 30, 2016 at 4:46 pm
I had one the other night

Usually I wake up before it gets to the really good part, but the other night I stayed asleep
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RE: Pet pleasures
May 30, 2016 at 5:09 pm
(May 30, 2016 at 4:43 pm)robvalue Wrote: Haha, oh yeah, good one! Sexy dreams! Mmm... I love 'em. As a bonus I have a lot more energy available to my dream self.

There's only one drawback to those dreams Tongue

I was going to ask what the drawback is, but I uh.... figured it out.
I think. Undecided
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#63
RE: Pet pleasures
May 30, 2016 at 5:23 pm
Sexually attractive female facial expressions and body language.

Being topless outside and feeling the breeze in summer, which is pretty rare in England.

Summer in general, just nice weather.

Waking up and realising I have no important responsibilities to attend to


Are you ready for the fire? We are firemen. WE ARE FIREMEN! The heat doesn’t bother us. We live in the heat. We train in the heat. It tells us that we’re ready, we’re at home, we’re where we’re supposed to be. Flames don’t intimidate us. What do we do? We control the flame. We control them. We move the flames where we want to. And then we extinguish them.

Impersonation is treason.





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#64
RE: Pet pleasures
May 30, 2016 at 5:38 pm
Damned good knee shaking, noisy, sweaty sex.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#65
RE: Pet pleasures
May 30, 2016 at 5:43 pm
(May 30, 2016 at 4:11 pm)Alex K Wrote: I love thunderstorms. The rolling thunder and lightning make me feel unusually alive and in awe, a feeling I cannot really describe.

You and me both, brotha. There's something very soothing to me, hearing rolling thunder. I might worry a little when they're close -- last week I had a cell directly over my home and had three lightning strikes within 500 foot or so -- but I sleep well when the world is fussy.

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#66
RE: Pet pleasures
May 30, 2016 at 5:44 pm
(May 30, 2016 at 4:30 pm)Yeauxleaux Wrote: I love a good, long, warm hug

I prefer them standing up though. Hugging in bed is just awkward unless it's like a side half-hug

Very little in life is better than some good spooning.

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#67
RE: Pet pleasures
May 30, 2016 at 5:48 pm
(May 30, 2016 at 5:38 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Damned good knee shaking, noisy, sweaty sex.

Good lovin' is sublime.

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#68
RE: Pet pleasures
May 30, 2016 at 5:49 pm
Talking to Losty.
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RE: Pet pleasures
May 30, 2016 at 5:51 pm
(May 30, 2016 at 5:49 pm)Alasdair Ham Wrote: Talking to Losty.

She's a peach Smile

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RE: Pet pleasures
May 30, 2016 at 5:55 pm
Talking to you heathens! Shhhhhh, don't tell anyone!
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Know God, Know fear.
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