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~~ErGingerbreadMandude~~ · May 31, 2016 at 2:21 am

(May 31, 2016 at 1:53 am)Maelstrom Wrote: *Pinches your bum*

*joins in*

**Silver** · May 31, 2016 at 2:22 am

~~ErGingerbreadMandude~~ · May 31, 2016 at 2:22 am

(May 31, 2016 at 1:44 am)Maelstrom Wrote: See, you solved the conundrum of your own thread.

I'm more looking for like, imagine it's in the morning and you want to sleep so instead of turning on the light bulb you turn on the dark bulb. Then the whole room is dark.

**Silver** · May 31, 2016 at 2:24 am

(May 31, 2016 at 2:22 am)pool the great Wrote: I'm more looking for like, imagine it's in the morning and you want to sleep so instead of turning on the light bulb you turn on the dark bulb. Then the whole room is dark.

It's called dark curtains over the windows.

~~ErGingerbreadMandude~~ · May 31, 2016 at 2:24 am

When that dude wanted to invent incandescent lamp people probably told him to just open his windows. But did he stop there? C'mon Alexy! You can do it! Make us a dark bulb.

**Jackalope** · May 31, 2016 at 2:24 am

Board up your windows. Problem solved.

~~ErGingerbreadMandude~~ · May 31, 2016 at 2:29 am

C'mon guys isn't there some way to avoid light? Clingy ass photons! Isn't there some radioactive thing to decay light? Go guys! You can be the next madame curie! (you may cough up blood and die but it's for the greater good)

**Jackalope** · May 31, 2016 at 2:44 am

(May 31, 2016 at 2:29 am)pool the great Wrote: C'mon guys isn't there some way to avoid light?

Yes. You just don't like any of them.

Considering we were promised flying cars decades ago, I wouldn't hold my breath for dark bulbs.

**Silver** · May 31, 2016 at 2:46 am

There are flying cars. We just have to believe.

ignoramus · (This post was last modified: May 31, 2016 at 3:38 am by ignoramus.)

I've got an even better idea!
This isn't some hair brained science fiction fantasy, this will work now!
And best of all, you don't need to close no stupid curtains!
IE, for those especially who work night shift and need to sleep during the daytime, all you need is a 2 by 4 plank.
Lie on the bed and just whack your head with it or as many times as needed.
Wham! Guarateed Lights out! Hello dreamland!

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