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The Newly Departed thread: announcements (departures)

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The Newly Departed thread: announcements (departures)
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RE: The Newly Departed thread: announcements (departures)
June 2, 2016 at 3:08 pm
I'm going to be with the only woman who ever wanted me just for me, and not for what she could screw out of me. Without any actual screwing, of course.
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RE: The Newly Departed thread: announcements (departures)
June 2, 2016 at 3:22 pm
(June 2, 2016 at 3:08 pm)Stimbo Wrote: I'm going to be with the only woman who ever wanted me just for me, and not for what she could screw out of me. Without any actual screwing, of course.

What?  Undecided
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RE: The Newly Departed thread: announcements (departures)
June 2, 2016 at 3:24 pm
(June 2, 2016 at 3:08 pm)Stimbo Wrote: I'm going to be with the only woman who ever wanted me just for me, and not for what she could screw out of me. Without any actual screwing, of course.

Stop, Stimbo. Are you drinking?
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RE: The Newly Departed thread: announcements (departures)
June 2, 2016 at 3:31 pm
(June 2, 2016 at 3:08 pm)Stimbo Wrote: I'm going to be with the only woman who ever wanted me just for me, and not for what she could screw out of me. Without any actual screwing, of course.

No you're not.

Talk to me.

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RE: The Newly Departed thread: announcements (departures)
June 2, 2016 at 3:58 pm
Please tell me you're not serious Stimbo Sad

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RE: The Newly Departed thread: announcements (departures)
June 2, 2016 at 4:02 pm
(June 2, 2016 at 1:52 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Bye everybody.

Dude, no. Just no. No.

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RE: The Newly Departed thread: announcements (departures)
June 2, 2016 at 4:03 pm (This post was last modified: June 2, 2016 at 4:05 pm by Thumpalumpacus.)
(June 2, 2016 at 3:08 pm)Stimbo Wrote: I'm going to be with the only woman who ever wanted me just for me, and not for what she could screw out of me. Without any actual screwing, of course.

Please PM me so I can give you my number and we can talk. Please don't hurt yourself, Stimmy. Please.

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RE: The Newly Departed thread: announcements (departures)
June 2, 2016 at 4:04 pm
One of you Limeys get on the horn and call him.

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RE: The Newly Departed thread: announcements (departures)
June 2, 2016 at 4:12 pm (This post was last modified: June 2, 2016 at 4:13 pm by robvalue.)
I just tried calling him and it went to voicemail, I left a message Sad

I hope he's already talking to someone Sad
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RE: The Newly Departed thread: announcements (departures)
June 2, 2016 at 4:18 pm
(June 2, 2016 at 3:08 pm)Stimbo Wrote: I'm going to be with the only woman who ever wanted me just for me, and not for what she could screw out of me. Without any actual screwing, of course.

I find that reason insufficient at best. And pardon me for being an ass, but you won't be with her. But you can stay with us. That should count for something, right? Sad
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