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Judgement Day
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RE: Judgement Day
July 11, 2016 at 6:29 am
(July 11, 2016 at 6:26 am)Alex K Wrote:
(July 11, 2016 at 6:20 am)Bella Morte Wrote: No..I'm not... :/

Google didn't return any results aside from some Russian thing. I don't get it.

The letters written on Jesus' cross  (cross word, get it?) purportedly were "INRI", for Iesus Nazarenus Rex Iudaeorum, Jesus of Nazareth, King of Jews.

Huh.

Thanks.
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RE: Judgement Day
July 11, 2016 at 6:32 am
There's nothing like a well-explained joke!
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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RE: Judgement Day
July 11, 2016 at 6:36 am
Alex, you knew the risks!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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RE: Judgement Day
July 11, 2016 at 6:36 am
Yes, I ruined the joke. But I got my explanation.

That's all I care about.
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RE: Judgement Day
July 11, 2016 at 6:45 am (This post was last modified: July 11, 2016 at 6:45 am by Fake Messiah.)
(July 11, 2016 at 6:26 am)Excited Penguin Wrote:
(July 11, 2016 at 6:19 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: And then Jesus said: "If any one of you is without sin, let him be the first to throw a stone at her." and then the stone hit  adulterous woman in the middle of the face and smashed her head wide open with brains pouring out.
Jesus: "Mom! What the fuck are you doing here?!"

See, that doesn't make any sense, 'cause presumably the simple intention of throwing a stone would be counted as a sin, right?

Ho knows...
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the important part seems to be when Jesus said that people with zero sin can throw rocks.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Judgement Day
July 11, 2016 at 6:53 am
but not at glasseth houseth?
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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RE: Judgement Day
July 11, 2016 at 10:21 am
The weather's great here Ig. Eleven degrees.
Thanks for the big brain joke Alex.

The elephant joke I remember was 'why did the elephant paint his balls red?' 'So he could hide in the strawberry patch.'
But my dad told me it first when I was young so the elephant had red sneakers.
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RE: Judgement Day
July 11, 2016 at 7:51 pm (This post was last modified: July 11, 2016 at 8:05 pm by Complidudaaldo.)
I thought it was funny. The man planned on Blaming the God of venom and hellfire for his own endorsing womanizers. While he figured that having lived in an "atheist" world justified his blackmailing of God in his lifetime, so that he felt comfortable doing so. And then God, having enjoyed what he said, told a funny ass joke.

what the elephant said: *grasps groan with trunk, inattentively* that's Curious expression *grasps groin with hand* *checks wallet* wide eyed "Where the fuqk is my Penis?!?."

as a metaphor for how all homos and adulterers and evolutionsists react in his presence.

the joke was supposed to involve much more, 'reinforcing the lifestyles and perspectives of laziness, indulgence, incoherency, arrogance, selfishness and perversions as agents of culture, and the catalysts for those behaviours,' but it was already getting long winded.

the entire thing was just about pragmatic analysis. not religion.
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RE: Judgement Day
July 11, 2016 at 8:13 pm
not sure that helped . . . .
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Judgement Day
July 11, 2016 at 9:31 pm
This is either the best or the worst AF thread to date. I can't decide.
Nolite te bastardes carborundorum.
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