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Something I never understood in relation to straight men

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Something I never understood in relation to straight men
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RE: Something I never understood in relation to straight men
July 20, 2016 at 2:29 pm
(July 20, 2016 at 2:25 pm)Bob Kelso Wrote: Personally I identify as an attack helicopter, I'm only interested in refueling stations. The fact that I'm fine with male and female stations doesn't matter.

Have you had tail rotor surgery? I too identify as an attack helicopter, and it was rough for me before the surgery. Now, I'm more stable than ever  Wink
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RE: Something I never understood in relation to straight men
July 20, 2016 at 2:35 pm
Pre-op. Big Grin
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RE: Something I never understood in relation to straight men
July 20, 2016 at 8:19 pm
(July 20, 2016 at 1:46 pm)Spirian Wrote: MEH... I've never been into rear entry. One of my ex GF's was a huge football fan, and I never found that attractive either. Perhaps that's one reason why we're ex's.

Clearly you just want an effeminate dude. 

Clearly.
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#74
RE: Something I never understood in relation to straight men
July 20, 2016 at 8:31 pm
Ay mami. Side note. Did you make your gyno lumpy bumpy?
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RE: Something I never understood in relation to straight men
July 20, 2016 at 8:42 pm
Yah know what I don't get about straight men, their obsession with lesbians. That's so weird.
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#76
RE: Something I never understood in relation to straight men
July 20, 2016 at 8:43 pm
Ya know what I don't get about straight men, the need to remind people that they're straight
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RE: Something I never understood in relation to straight men
July 20, 2016 at 8:44 pm (This post was last modified: July 20, 2016 at 8:44 pm by Edwardo Piet.)
Those silly weird straight men goshdarnit.

Personally I am more sexually attracted to bisexual and pansexual women than lesbians; for my own purely selfish reasons.
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RE: Something I never understood in relation to straight men
July 20, 2016 at 8:46 pm
Everyone has to remember that I am straight. Just a routine reminder. Us straight guys have to do that or we turn into cacti.
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RE: Something I never understood in relation to straight men
July 20, 2016 at 9:31 pm
(July 20, 2016 at 8:42 pm)BrokenQuill92 Wrote: Yah know what I don't get about straight men, their obsession with lesbians. That's so weird.

I think it's weird as well. I don't have one at all.
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RE: Something I never understood in relation to straight men
July 20, 2016 at 10:24 pm
(July 20, 2016 at 8:42 pm)BrokenQuill92 Wrote: Yah know what I don't get about straight men, their obsession with lesbians. That's so weird.

They have to be good looking lesbians because the whole purpose is just that it's good to watch.

It's good to watch 1 good looking girl, it's better to watch two good looking girls, it's good to watch good looking people have sex. It's logical that pretty high up there in the list of good things to see, some good looking lesbians scissoring is going to be there.


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