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 (July 29, 2016 at 8:40 am)CapnAwesome Wrote: They also have been known to eat other monkeys while they are still alive..... Nothing like a good steak dinner to kick off a romantic evening.
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!
The best encapsulation I ever read regarding the difference between chimps and bonobos ran something like, 'If you put a cardboard box into an enclosure with two chimps, they will fight over who gets to play with it. If you put a cardboard box into an enclosure with two bonobos, they'll climb into it and have sex.'
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
wanna see my box ?
The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
King of the random proposition, lol.
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 (July 29, 2016 at 7:28 am)chimp3 Wrote: What wonderful cousins we have. Female dominated societies. Resolving strife with constant make-up sex. This chimp is jealous. I was reading this old article : Chance would be a fucking fine thing. 
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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