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Narcissistic Turtle -- tell me what you think of me.

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Narcissistic Turtle -- tell me what you think of me.
Edwardo Piet Away
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Narcissistic Turtle -- tell me what you think of me.
August 20, 2016 at 6:42 pm
Shamelessly copying a swagtastic thread.

I don't care if you have good or bad to say about me, I just want attention Angry

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RE: Narcissistic Turtle -- tell me what you think of me.
August 20, 2016 at 6:45 pm
I think you should try a brimful of asha on the 45.
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Consider me a satellite forever orbiting,
I knew the rules but the rules did not know me, guaranteed." - Eddie Vedder
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August 20, 2016 at 6:50 pm (This post was last modified: August 20, 2016 at 6:51 pm by J a c k.)
You are the sweetest, sexiest, funniest turtle I have ever met. Also the only turtle I have ever met. Our friendship is important to me. You're smarter than you think you are. You're cuter than you think you are. Thank you for being there for mama at my worst. It made all the difference, especially lately that I have been having troubles. Your present. That's important.
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August 20, 2016 at 9:25 pm
I like you. You lay out philosophy very well, easy for a redneck like me to understand. You're funny.

I don't get the turtle/mayo thing, but hey, we've all got our little things Smile

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August 20, 2016 at 9:26 pm
You're the biggest attention seeker I ever liked.
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August 20, 2016 at 9:30 pm (This post was last modified: August 21, 2016 at 7:30 am by Losty.)
Gosh darnit turtl. U maik me sho meny emoshun agin? Y u do dis turtl?

Fine fine I'll say it again. I love you. I think you're wonderful. The absolute best. The most number 1est of all times. If you and P go to Egypt, can I go too? We don't need a plane I'll fly when I have my kittencornerfly license and then we can ride on your shell and see the all the neat stuff there is to see.
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RE: Narcissistic Turtle -- tell me what you think of me.
August 20, 2016 at 9:32 pm
You're nice, Hammy.
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RE: Narcissistic Turtle -- tell me what you think of me.
August 20, 2016 at 9:48 pm
Who are you again? Tongue
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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RE: Narcissistic Turtle -- tell me what you think of me.
August 20, 2016 at 11:44 pm
(August 20, 2016 at 6:50 pm)Mamacita Wrote: You are the sweetest, sexiest, funniest turtle I have ever met. Also the only turtle I have ever met. Our friendship is important to me. You're smarter than you think you are. You're cuter than you think you are. Thank you for being there for mama at my worst. It made all the difference, especially lately that I have been having troubles. Your present. That's important.

Thank you! Big Grin

I love all this praise. It makes me feel good in my balls.

Now, specifically:

Quote:You're smarter than you think you are.

Fucking hell I must be even smarter than smart as fuck then!

Quote:You're cuter than you think you are.

That's not difficult Tongue I'm NOT cute Angry Big Grin

Quote:Your present. That's important.

My present? Which one? Big Grin

Yeah I am present, I'm here... it is important. I just wish I could be present all the time, even in the future when I may have to do RL shit.

I'm present whenever I can be Smile and I love my life.

I love attention Big Grin
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RE: Narcissistic Turtle -- tell me what you think of me.
August 20, 2016 at 11:45 pm (This post was last modified: August 21, 2016 at 1:41 am by Edwardo Piet.)
(August 20, 2016 at 9:30 pm)Losty Wrote: Gosh darnit turtl. I maik me sho meny emoshun agin? Y u do dis turtl?

Fine fine I'll say it again. I love you. I think you're wonderful. The absolute best. The most number 1est of all times. If you and P go to Egypt, can I go too? We don't need a plane I'll fly when I have my kittencornerfly license and then we can ride on your shell and see the all the neat stuff there is to see.

Perfect post. I love you too you're too good for words! Too good for words... but I love you. Heart Love Heart
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