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I'm on my way to hell, Care to join me?
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I'm on my way to hell, Care to join me?
I thought to myself...."hell has all the good stuff like - Beer, babes, hot burgers, great tasting hot dogs, sex all night and day long!, Speed like crazy with the car of your choice, play all kinds of music with no complaints of the noise level, no theists. This sounds like heaven to me.

Care to come along?

Heaven, where you worship some childish batard for all eternity and do nothing but pray. Also all that is listed about hell is not allowed in heaven. So where's the fun?

The best thing about hell is that it doesn't take much to end up in hell. All ya gotta do is reject god....Well for me that is already done.

I know there's no such thing as an afterlife but I thought I make fun of it. Big Grin

But I'd still go for hell.
Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence - Carl Sagan

Mankind's intelligence walks hand in hand with it's stupidity.

Being an atheist says nothing about your overall intelligence, it just means you don't believe in god. Atheists can be as bright as any scientist and as stupid as any creationist.

You never really know just how stupid someone is, until you've argued with them.
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RE: I'm on my way to hell, Care to join me?
Didn't someone calculate that Hell is actually cooler than Heaven? I'd go for Hell any day!
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RE: I'm on my way to hell, Care to join me?
Hell, yeah!

(September 10, 2008 at 4:54 pm)Ace Wrote: I thought to myself...."hell has all the good stuff like - Beer, babes, hot burgers, great tasting hot dogs, sex all night and day long!, Speed like crazy with the car of your choice, play all kinds of music with no complaints of the noise level, no theists. This sounds like heaven to me.

And it's for ever!!
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Hell would be great because it'll be warm and I'll know people there.
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RE: I'm on my way to hell, Care to join me?
Blackadder quote

"Hell is for people who like the kind of things that go on in hell"
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#6
RE: I'm on my way to hell, Care to join me?
"My friends are gonna be there too
I'm on a Highway to Hell"

Yup.
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RE: I'm on my way to hell, Care to join me?
Way I see it, most of my friends are going to Hell, so sure why not. I'd prefer to suffer with friends than worship for eternity.
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RE: I'm on my way to hell, Care to join me?
Sounds like a PARTY!!
I love partys!!
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RE: I'm on my way to hell, Care to join me?
All the good bands are there, anyway.
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RE: I'm on my way to hell, Care to join me?
(September 17, 2008 at 8:24 am)matthill1981 Wrote: Blackadder quote

"Hell is for people who like the kind of things that go on in hell"
Ha ha I love that blackadder sceneBig Grin
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