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Poking the Shroud Crowd in the Ass.

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Poking the Shroud Crowd in the Ass.
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Poking the Shroud Crowd in the Ass.
June 25, 2011 at 5:18 pm
http://www.ansa.it/web/notizie/rubriche/...00900.html

Quote:The Holy Shroud of Turin, one of the most venerated objects of Christianity, was made by Italian pre-Renaissance artistic great Giotto, an Italian expert says.

Quote:The great late-Gothic artist did not mean to perpetrate a hoax when he created the Shroud, Buso contends.

"He wasn't trying to fake anything, which is clear from the fact that he signed it 'Giotto 15', to authenticate it as his own work from 1315".


Let the shrieking commence!
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RE: Poking the Shroud Crowd in the Ass.
June 25, 2011 at 5:31 pm
You know Min, most Xtians have invested so much in that belief, made so much pride of their god, made so much lying, indoctrinating, etc for jeeebus, that to actually acknowledge that their god may not exist its a big no-no. There is a majority of people in this world that prefer to die, to admit they were wrong.

But I like to see them bend over backwards to justify themselves, I figure you do too Big Grin
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RE: Poking the Shroud Crowd in the Ass.
June 25, 2011 at 5:37 pm
Apparently in the catholic church they want them to bend over forward so the priest has easier access!
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RE: Poking the Shroud Crowd in the Ass.
June 25, 2011 at 5:44 pm
Leggendo questo mi ha fatto sorridere. Bravo!
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RE: Poking the Shroud Crowd in the Ass.
June 25, 2011 at 5:47 pm
(June 25, 2011 at 5:37 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Apparently in the catholic church they want them to bend over forward so the priest has easier access!

Yeah, I know all about catholics, I was briefly one. Good that I wasn't an altar boy, YiKES!
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June 25, 2011 at 6:03 pm
(June 25, 2011 at 5:44 pm)Epimethean Wrote: Leggendo questo mi ha fatto sorridere. Bravo!

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RE: Poking the Shroud Crowd in the Ass.
June 25, 2011 at 6:04 pm (This post was last modified: June 25, 2011 at 6:04 pm by Epimethean.)
"Yeah, I know all about catholics, I was briefly one. Good that I wasn't an altar boy, YiKES!"


I do love Gawdzilla's avatar extra much after you say that.
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RE: Poking the Shroud Crowd in the Ass.
June 25, 2011 at 9:00 pm
Sadly, no matter how much evidence stacks up proving the shroud to be a hoax, it won't stop the desperate from believing it is real.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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RE: Poking the Shroud Crowd in the Ass.
June 25, 2011 at 9:06 pm
Evidence is meaningless to the lobotomized.
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RE: Poking the Shroud Crowd in the Ass.
June 25, 2011 at 9:57 pm
(June 25, 2011 at 9:00 pm)FaithNoMore Wrote: Sadly, no matter how much evidence stacks up proving the shroud to be a hoax, it won't stop the desperate from believing it is real.


Same goes for their fucking bible.

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